TFW: Attempted Murder. How Would Yandere Dream And Technoblade React To Their Darling Faking Affection

TFW: attempted murder. How would yandere dream and technoblade react to their darling faking affection to get close to them, but only to assassin them by the orders of L’manberg because they are secretly a loyal member of the nation?

On the off chance that you are shared between theses two...

Triggers: Possessive/obsessive behavior, mention of fighting, murder, character deaths, mention of isolation, mention of psychological torture, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

Dream

Technoblade

Now…I must warn you dear reader…you have quite the pair with you.

They are basically the opposite kind of yanderes.

Techno only wants to worship you, while Dream wants you to worship him.

So…this will be a challenge for you little killer.

Are you up for it?

You better be.

So…let's say, you somehow catch both these pretty boys’ attention.

It will definitely be a computation for the first few weeks/ months.

But eventually, the pair will come to the conclusion to just keep you at Techno’s home.

It was either that or you are forced hip and hip with Dream.

**cough cough** #homelessteletubby **cough cough**

So, at least to say, Dream will be coming over a lot more often.

And if you stay with them long enough, he might even move in!

I’ll have to teach you, little killer, the proper way to act with these two.

So, to keep Dream interested, you’ll have to struggle a bit, but not too much.

Just enough to where it looks normal.

While with Techno, it's best to listen to what he says, and do everything he says.

Because in this situation, the one you're going to fear most in this “relationship” is the voices.

They are going to be the hardest ones to fool.

Now, how do you act if you are together?

Well it's rare, since these two will trade days of who gets you when.

In the mornings, you tend to be with Technoblade.

Even if you aren’t a morning person.

He doesn’t mind just cuddling with you, or taking you on a small relaxing horseback ride with Carl.

But, the minute it turns noon, it's Dream’s turn.

Dream usually wakes up around 10:30-11 if it's a relaxed day.

Dreams usually take you out on hunts or something like that.

And when it turns evening Dream will either take you to dinner himself, or that’s when he’ll hand you back to Techno.

But!

But there will be the rare occasion that they will share you together.

And when that happens, it's best for you to act more submissive and relaxed.

Evenings with them, together, usually are filled with Dream messing around with weapons or making plans and Techno just quietly reading, while you sit between the two bigger men.

Techno’s arm around your shoulder.

And Dream’s hand either around their waist, or hand on your thigh.

~

Now, let's say you’ve stayed long enough.

You have somehow not been torn apart by these two from their fighting.

You have somehow managed to work your acting magic and fool both the men and the voices.

Well..first off, that's impressive.

Secondly, congrats, Dream has moved in.

But you're still on the same sharing schedule.

I would imagine you assassination would go something like this:

~

It was early morning, before Technoblade even woke up.

You needed to get rid of the hunter first.

He could sneak attack you.

You wiggled your way out of Technoblade’s strong hold on you.

God, that got annoying.

No part of you felt remorse.

This was your job, your job for your country…Manberg.

As you carefully stood from the bed, not to wake the light sleeper next to you.

You knew Dream was a heavy sleeper, you could kill him easily.

Shit, you would kill him with his own axe.

As you left the room, placing your steps carefully, you had memorized what floor boards would squeak and which ones wouldn’t.

You walked across the hall to Dream’s room, and opened the door carefully. As you peaked inside, your face paled almost paper white.

But you didn’t let this small inconvenience affect you.

He left his Axe in his room.

So you took it.

It was heavier than you thought, and you weren’t used to it.

It would be a bit harder to fight with, but it was manageable.

As you made your way to the first floor where the kitchen was placed, and there you saw him.

He was cooking?

You hid the axe and acted like you had just woken up.

Dream had only heard you approaching, and looked up from whatever monstrous thing he was cooking.

When his eyes landed on you and a happy smile graced his face.

He had been a lot nicer since he had fallen for you.

“Morning, little doe.”

You gave him a sleepy smile.

“You look pretty cute in that hoodie, I must say.”

He said as he soaked in the sight of you in his hoodie that only went down to your lower thigh.

You hum in reply and walk over.

When you do meet Dream on the other side of the kitchen your free arm wraps around him.

“You ruined my surprise, doe.”

Before Dream could even fully turn around to face you as you had let go of him you were already swinging the axe at him.

~

Now this is when things get tricky.

You have two endings, one you successfully kill, or two you fail

~

Ending one:

You didn’t give Dream enough time to react and the axe ended up striking his collar bone.

He fell to the floor in pain, screaming out.

You quickly shut that up.

Your cold eyes were the last thing he would ever see.

After that, Techno was quite the fight, but you managed.

And when you returned to L’manberg, you were a hero.

You praised…

But…

Lucky you,…you have caught the eye of a certain god…

~

Ending two:

You hesitated on your swing, so Dream caught the axe and was quick to take you down.

He would tackle you to the ground with a large crash.

This noise would wake the piglin.

Least to tell you some explaining to do…

And your punishment will be a mix of isolation from Techno.

And psychological from dream.

By the end of your punishment you’ll never leave their sides!

~

In short: this will be a highly difficult job to pull of, and if you manage to do it, well..it all depends if you play your cards right~

Word count: 1009

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Thanks for reading!

Hi, if yandere dreamXD and yandere God technoblade are both attracted to the same darling, then how will it turns out?

Oh boy!

Triggers: possessive behavior, mention of war, mention of death, mention of isolation, god complex (?), reader being abandoned/ignored, unhealthy relationship, possessive behavior, mention of reader having to wear a color, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

DreamXD

God!Techno

Having these two gods both attracted to you at the same time is just asking for your physical world to be torn apart.

These two never really got along as gods.

Sure they both loved destruction, but XD liked calculated destruction.

He liked the kind of destruction that was someone’s mental state.

He liked watching people slowly crumble mentally and emotionally.

XD didn’t always do this destruction out of his inner sadist.

No, sometimes he does it out of pure curiosity.

He finds humans so interesting, the way they work and how they think.

He loves to watch your kind’s thought process.

The kind of yandere XD is a very manipulative yandere.

So, he knows how to play with you in every single way.

But, it's not easy to grab his attention.

You likely have to be more than dedicated to the religion of XD, he likes it when you pray to him.

But he also likes a darling that when they talk to him, they talk to him like he’s a normal person.

~

Meanwhile, Techno is very different.

He doesn’t enjoy watching people slowly break mentally.

That's too slow and long of a process.

He’ll likely get bored.

But what he does enjoy is war among humans.

That is what he finds so interesting about your kind.

How humans can turn on each other so easily for their own selfish desire.

Techno loves how humans can be the bestest of buddies one minute and then no less than seconds later, trying to tear each other apart.

The human’s nature is unlike any other.

Techno prefers a darling that has a feisty attitude, and has balls to insult a god.

So in other words, if you insult this man, he will be quite amused.

Techno prefers a darling that isn’t a weak submissive thing.

He likes a little spice in his meals ;) ;)

~

Having said that, how did you grab their attention?

Well, let's say you were trying to be a devoted follower to the XD church…but you would also sometimes snag some of the more pricey offerings and bring them to your other god. Technoblade.

But you would also do the same to Techno’s church.

This entertained Technoblade, he would find himself watching you with a smile whenever you would pull your little heist.

Meanwhile XD was highly displeased.

And Techno knowing XD he wasn’t surprised XD came stomping over to his temple.

“Technoblade” said a very displeased XD.

Techno sat on his throne at the top of his temple’s altar.

With his offerings right below him.

“Ah, welcome XD, what do I owe the pleasure of?”

XD scowled from behind the mask and spoke, “Explain to me why one of your followers is in MY church taking MY offerings and bringing them to YOU.”

“Ah, yes. The little thief human. I have noticed them suddenly bringing in offerings of much greater value that they couldn’t dream of owning before. Was that from your church?”

“Yes! And I-“

“Now, now, XD there is no need to get all worked up. For they have done the same to my church, and brought it to yours. It is quite cute how they think no one is watching. Yes?”

“What do you mean cute? They’ve been taking from you too? Why haven’t you done anything?”

“XD are you really that blinded by greed? And I haven’t done anything, because I have been awaiting your visit. Have you ever stopped to consider the little mortal simply wants attention from their gods?”

“I mean think about it. They go through all the effort to take and replace, when they could just take.”

Techno’s words stopped XD in his tracks.

As much as XD hated to admit it, Techno was right.

Why would you go through all that effort?

And dear reader, why would you?

Well, you had been ignored your entire life.

You were either too feisty and not submissive for the other village girls.

That's how they all acted, submissive and like flowers.

But you weren’t a flower..

Or you were too clingy and naïve for the boys in the village.

You would just drag them down.

No one ever even paid any attention to you anymore.

That's when you found XD and Techno’s religion.

It gave you a purpose.

~

So after a few months of your little game and back and forth talks between Techno and XD.

They had come to an agreement that they would take you.

And the planned for this to work out.

But oh how wrong they were.

~

Living with these two is almost exactly like living with normal Technoblade and Dream.

Except…their gods..

But, slowly this little schedule would start to fall apart.

There will be much so much more fighting, and there is no “Toning it down” with these two.

They will yell, punch, brawl, insult, and everything else in the book.

And eventually it will start a war between these two and their followers.

And you?

You’ll be locked up, forced to watch.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate it, they won’t have mercy.

~

Now, normally you get two options with these kinds of head canons of how things will end with each yandere is like after they win.

But, that's not how this works.

The winner, no matter what, is XD.

He is the OG.

The gods do gods.

And he will always win.

He touched his cold heart when he found out you stole for him, just for a shred of your attention.

So he will win.

~

And what’s it like after words?

Prepare to have a leash around your neck constantly.

He will forever be on guard, and you will never leave his side.

~

In short: you're fucked in the end because of your selfishness, reader. Good Luck~

Word count: 966

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Thanks for reading!

What about a darling who randomly cries for no reason and they could be smiling or just zoning out, techno and dream just panic and the ask what's wrong and reader would be confused before they realize that they are crying and reader would give them so many heat attacks before they get used to it, but still keep and eye on reader when they start to cry.

-Perseus😐

I think it would definitely be scary at first. But they would do anything to make you feel better, so when you burst out in tears for like the fourth time, Dream will start letting Techno deal with it. Dream isn't that good with emotions let alone sudden ones.

That’s perfectly fine! If you take the weekends off, you take the weekends off! If this then also means you’re not up to entertain some of the dumb things I send, that’s also fine! You take the time you need!

- 👑

No! Of course I will reply to every odd thing you send me. I love reading your ideas

Now I just keep thinking of a tired darling just forcing the two to get along for one moment so that there’s some peace and quiet in the house… maybe falling asleep between the two… I think I’m getting too soft for these two-

- 👑

Oh baby, if you fell asleep with in-between these two. They are immediately get along. Both gushing over how cute you are, as they keep you in between them. Maybe techno lays your head on his lap, and dream puts your legs in his lap.

And just accept defeat 👑, you have fallen for the two

Candeez nuts fit in your mouth

[jkjk]

I-

I mean... (Jk) :)