My Favorite Bridget Comics Are The Ones That Really Strike At The Core Of Her Character: That She's Dumb

My favorite Bridget comics are the ones that really strike at the core of her character: That she's dumb as hell. (affectionate)

Translation assistance: @masked-and-doomed + @solradguy

ID in alt.

If you understand Japanese and retranslate this, get in touch with me and I'll update the comic.

Cleaned and original comics below the cut.

Specific assistances:

@.yomotsu-hirasaka: Assisted with transcribing the text by Sol's chest.

@.solradguy: Assisted with transcribing the text by Sol's chest.

I'm genuinely obsessed with this girl. I need Bridget to show up in the next story in Strive just so Strive exclusive fans understand that there isn't a single complete thought inside her head.

Anyway. Funny comic. Whoever drew this was exceptionally attracted to Sol. Look at the way they render the man.

If you're reading this, go look at the text by Sol's chest. What an utter nightmare. Thank you again to both of my friends for the help, as I would have never been able to get that in a million years by myself.

The text at the bottom of Bridget's speech bubble is just "you". I had to change the script for this up a bit, since adhereing too strictly to the direct translation would just feel too strange in English.

In the last panel, Bridget says [ as translated by DeepL both times ]

"What do you think? That needless flirtation with sexiness your condition is at the level of a monster! I think he's a handsome handsome man."

or

"I think you're a handsome handsome guy with a lot of unnecessary sex appeal."

I decided that the joke hit better if the only thing bridget says 1. uses the term monster, as the joke requires and 2. has what she was calling monstrous. I just couldn't fit her calling him handsome in at all without weakening the punch, unfortunately. If anybody skilled in Japanese wants to give retranslating the last line a go, feel free.

inspired by tags on @birdsareblooming’s reblog

I wanna add to this cause its funny:

The strongest pokemon moves usually have 5 or 10 PP, meaning they can't be used indefinitely, and most weaker moves tend to have about 20~30 ish PP.

Assuming every (1025) pokemon has a max of 4 30pp moves, and they kill 1 lion per move, they would only kill 123,000 lions, not nearly enough.

The only naturally occuring PP restoring move is a Leppa Berry, which only restores 10 PP of 1 move each.

They would need to farm a total of 99,987,700 Leppa Berries to fully defeat all lions at minimum, or resort to struggle (Which takes 1/4th of the max HP per use)

God will die headbutting a lion to death.

Pokémon win against a billion lions because a billion lions is unsustainable, and multiple pokémon can escape by flying, digging, surfing, and/or teleporting, at which point they can wait out the lions.

Imagine if I came into your house, judged you and called you an ugly fucking idiot?

Can't? Well don't worry, you can just join Guilty Gear Twitter,

where people will literaly throw their shit over the same post of MayBuri, cause Twitter is full of children that are incapable of minding their own business.

reblog to be so niceys to the person you reblogged this from and give it lots of treats and petting and stuff

Stabbed! A short comic

made for an anthology awhile ago