Someone Help Me My Girlfriend Will Not Stop Saying Democracy Dies In Darkness In A Daffy Duck Voice Shell

someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”

vintage pillow belonging to my mother that gets funnier the longer I look at it

You: leaves on the ground are part of nature and serve several important purposes

Some people, for some reason: *screaming and crying and throwing up* NO THEY’RE ICKY

Our most devastating fatal error as a society was making it normal to hate and fear bugs because when I say "hey, your yard should not be a barren wasteland that cannot support life" people are like "but what if there's a bug" yes. yes that's the life

this planet is for bugs. bugs are the dominant life form here. bugs invented society and farming. bugs are essential to the survival of every other life form. they are the foundation of the whole food chain. they aerate the soil, clean up the dead things, and make fruits and berries come to be. look, look at this fruit. it exists because a bug pollinated a flower. a bug did this for you.

Ocean foam at sunrise

i think when people who are phobic about bugs follow bug blogs on purpose to desensitize themselves that is one of the coolest and bravest things a person can do and they deserve recognition and praise