I Want A Story About A King Whose Son Is Prophesied To Kill Him So The King Is Like Whatever What Am

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

The brain rot that I have about the Hobbit is probably making me clinically insane. I’ve watched the extended trilogy at least 3 times this last week, and I continue to listen to the music at random times as well. My family is forced to listen to me talk about lore both from the books and from the set of the Hobbit while the movies play (that is if they are watching with me at the time). I have decided to show my mother who is not musically inclined, where in the soundtrack little themes are hidden that are constantly reused. I AM NOT OK.

(Picture is not mine, credit goes to the person who made it)

Listen, I know I don’t post much… but these past few months since season 4 Stranger Things came out… the steddie and ronance hyper fixation has got me in a fucking choke hold.

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

Behind the Scenes of Donna yanking the Tenth Doctor out of the frame in Partners in Crime

I’m going to make these. They look so good

Sea Salt Chocolate Chunk Cookies