Shouting This At All The Tumblr Porn Bots That Have Been Following Me

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

Somewhat of a Fic Rec to start the year, but this is more of a selected few that I went through, so here are some Baggenshield fics after I dug myself into the fandom:

The other day, I read a fic called Living Stone by notherntrash where Erebor’s haunted and I got deeply invested in this. Everybody lives/nobody dies, Erebor slowly builds from the ground up, AND funky things are happening in that mountain? And it was all after Smaug was killed off? More likely than you think.

ALSO, I adore Mazarbul by StairwellWit where Bilbo goes through an incarnation because Durin the Deathless decided to meddle with things. Oh, he’s also his spiritual guide (hah) and so, Bilbo’s the only one who can see this super old dwarf following him around as he gets ready for ANOTHER journey (that hasn’t happened) with his dwarven friends.

There’s also Say the Magic Words from birdkeeperklink where Bilbo has magic, and he solves some canon solutions with this ability. I laughed at some bits, and it was a little endearing to see him try to hide his special ability from the Company.

One Remedy for Gold Sickness (or maybe two) by randi2204 was hilarious, for reasons that include Bilbo chucking a whole Arkenstone at Thorin’s head so that he’s not drowning in dragon sickness anymore.

A Shire Scorned by Nyrah and saint2sinners was a delight. Just adding in to say that it’s mpreg since it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I especially love the scenes when the hobbits get overly protective of Bilbo when they found out he’s knocked up. The King under the Mountain did this to you, you say? He abandoned you, is it? (Even if he was under dragon sickness and didn’t realise this, really) Well, then, we’re cutting off any business with the dwarves for that. No siree, we will not be dealing with those lot anytime soon, Mister Baggins, and for your sake, you should rest. Come now, have some scones.

Reflections in a Mirror series by Tamloid is a favourite of mine, too. It’s mostly about Thorin and Bilbo spending time in the afterlife together, after Thorin watches Bilbo live his life after the Battle of the Five Armies through a mirror. There are reunions and happy tears, so it’s a sweet series honestly.

I’m going to make these. They look so good

Sea Salt Chocolate Chunk Cookies

The brain rot that I have about the Hobbit is probably making me clinically insane. I’ve watched the extended trilogy at least 3 times this last week, and I continue to listen to the music at random times as well. My family is forced to listen to me talk about lore both from the books and from the set of the Hobbit while the movies play (that is if they are watching with me at the time). I have decided to show my mother who is not musically inclined, where in the soundtrack little themes are hidden that are constantly reused. I AM NOT OK.

(Picture is not mine, credit goes to the person who made it)

Behind the Scenes of Donna yanking the Tenth Doctor out of the frame in Partners in Crime

Y’know every time I think about ending it all, I suddenly remember all of those Bagginsheild, Merther, Johnlock, Dinluke, and Geraskier fanfics and it’s like getting my will to fucking live back!