Ravenclaw: Slytherin Pissed Me Off Today So I Told Her I Cant Wait To See What She Has Planned For Our

ravenclaw: slytherin pissed me off today so i told her i can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

ravenclaw: there is nothing special about tomorrow.

ravenclaw: but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.

Look. It’s not that I mind all those characterizations of Draco as super cool and collected and suave and unflappable and always in control. I just kinda suspect that maybe Draco wrote them. Bc that’s how he wants to be seen, but in truth this is the person who got scratched by a hippogriff and started rolling around on the ground yelling “it’s killed me. look at me. i’m dying.” and who smashed a glass during a charms exam because his crush Harry walked into the room and he got distracted looking at him. 

Andromeda: What's the opposite of good?

Narcissa: Bella.

Andromeda: *nod of consent*

Tony: If you guys weren’t a Avenger. What do you think you would do for a living?

Clint: Architect.

Nat: Work at a orphanage.

Y/N: Be a criminal.

Everybody looking at Y/N:

Y/N: What? Have you guys ever played GTA V? 

Bonus: 

Pietro and Yelena: I’m with Y/N here. 

Welcome to my version of the life of whoever or whatever's my current obsession

Episode Two : Gracie Bloodworth.

Ps: This is taking place in a Thanos-less and Ultron-less world because I do not appreciate it when my favourite characters die. Like I'm fine with them being traumatized forever but un-aliving them is out of the question

Ps: If you do not recognize her don't be alarmed. She's an OC of mine. And if you do, it's because I mentioned her in episode one

- Gracie Ibtisam Bloodworth.

- Her name suits her so well because she's always smiling.

- She has a very hard time keeping her cool when in certain situations.

- Her parents met in Algeria, her mum's country, when her dad went there for a documentary.

- She was also a reporter and they worked together.

- Fast forward 5 years, her parents are married, they move to the U.S. and Gracie Ibtisam Bloodworth was born.

- Due to being part Mediterranean, she has these big, very dark eyes, long black eyelashes and a deep skin tone.

- In the summer, after a few hours at the beach, she practically glows.

- Gracie has a particular hair colour.

- It's a shade of brown that goes lighter towards mid-length. Almost like a copper-ish colour.

- She explains it with an equation.

- Blond mum + redhead grandparents on her maternal side + brown-haired dad + blond grandparents on her dad's side = Gracie.

- She even made one of those TikToks that goes "I'm at the pizza hut. I'm at the Taco Bell." and you show where you're from.

- It's her favourite thing about herself.

- She's very Mediterranean.

- She talks with her hands.

- There are more bottles of olive oil (real olive oil) in her home than in any of her friends' houses.

- She can be very loud.

- But one thing's for sure.

- She knows how to party.

- Gracie has a younger brother.

- Evan Youssef Bloodworth.

- The absolute light of her life.

- She loves him more than anything and you can frequently find them in her room, spending time together or cuddling after Evan had a nightmare or just a particularly bad day.

- When her family moved to The U.S., they moved to the same building as the Parker family, and immediately, she and Lizzie Parker became best friends.

- They would spend all of their time together.

- May and Ben thought of her as their daughter just like they considered Lizzie and Peter their children.

- And so did her parents, Meriem and Joseph.

- Gracie was just as sad as Lizzie and Peter when Ben died.

- Up until that point, she had never lost anyone and she never imagined that, her hero would die.

- The fact that he had promised to teach her to play chess the next day but never came back made things even more difficult for her.

- She really wasn't prepared.

- After that, Gracie developed the caretaker side of herself.

- She can be very... Maternal.

- Always making sure everyone had eaten.

- Making copies of Lizzie's, Evan's and even Peter's homework because she knows he can be super forgetful.

- Going as far as packing an extra pair of gloves and a scarf during the wintertime.

- Peter and she were never that close.

- They would greet each other and ask about their respective days but it never went farther than that.

- Until she got to college and Peter was in his 3rd year.

- Gracie was in the library, he came in and it made sense to sit next to her.

- So he did.

- And from that point on they would sit together and study in silence.

- They would even save a seat for each other.

- Gracie grew up in a multi-cultural home.

- She grew up speaking multiple languages.

- Like 3/4 of the Algerian population.

- She's fluent in French, Classical Arabic, Dardja, Berber and of course, English.

- At one point, she considered studying Arabic literature but she quickly figured out that Mahmoud Darwish and Ilya Abu Madi weren't the only poets she would have to study.

- Gracie grew up attending church on Sundays and mosque on Fridays.

- On Fridays, she would eat Couscous and on Sundays, it was roast.

- Once, she had to do a whole project about the culture she came from.

- She showed up to school wearing a white Berber dress, traditional silver jewellery, and converse.

- She never felt fully American.

- She never felt fully Algerian either.

- She was somewhere in between.

- Her favourite thing to do with her mum is to watch shows, under the covers with a nice cup of tea.

- Her favourite thing to do with her dad is to dance.

- Her favourite thing to do with Evan is to go to the arcades.

- Her favourite thing to do with May is to cook.

- Her favourite thing to do with Peter is to tell him stories.

- Her favourite thing to do with Lizzie is to watch her paint.

- Lizzie and her know each other like they share the same mind.

- They're everything to each other.

- They're sisters, best friends, maids of honour, emergency contact, partners in crime, role models.

- Gracie is Lizzie's muse.

- Lizzie has painted more portraits of Gracie than anything or anyone else.

- Gracie will not hesitate to beat up anyone who harms her best friend.

- When Lizzie went through her first break-up, Gracie slashed the girl's tires.

- No one ever figured out it was her.

Hi! If you enjoyed these headcanons or want to see someone specific or, you have a particular scenario in mind, please tell me about it, I would love to get your feedback.

Reblogs are greatly appreciated.

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