Tfp Sg Headcanons!

Tfp sg headcanons!

1- I'm going with the interpretation that the sg wreckers are basically the mob. This ain't just a small group we're talking a sprawling criminal syndicate that's essentially a faction all it's own.

2- the wreckers we know are the top dogs out of all of them and easily the most feared to the point where most prefer to call them by nicknames instead of using their real ones.

3- to most sg miko seems like a doll; proper prim and polished complete with a custom made sun dress, an unchanging expression, lifeless eyes and a completely artificial exterior.

4- seriously though miko or "doll" is basically the human personification of one of those creepy porcelain dolls and she's just as creepy, never speaking, never dropping the calm smile on her face, and never quite human. Mostly because she isn't.

5- well more like she isn't all human. Sg wheeljack has done alot of work on her with cybertronian tech to make sure she can keep up with the big boys. Despite being limited to acquiring Intel and behind the scenes management Jackie likes to make sure she can handle herself in a fight if need be.

6- speaking of which sg wheeljack or "slicer" is somehow even more freaky. Just like miko he never really talks but he's not as quite as her infact he's never quite given he's always giggling and humming to himself.

7- he's a twitchy, high strung type with a nasty habit of looking at people like he wants to dissect them and absolutely zero concept of personal space.

8- he's a wild card with a complete apathy for anything other than violence, science, and the wreckers most of all miko who he treats as his own daughter and dotes on endlessly. plus bulkhead who he is unflinchingly devoted to, to the point of freaking out whenever they're apart to long.

9- on that note bulkhead "brute" is the embodiment of the strong silent type with a violent streak a mile wide and zero interest in anything other than fighting and his "family"

10- opposite to wheeljack he's cold and collected which many of those that employ him appreciate and many who fight him respect.

11- all three of them are fake on the outside, hiding how truly intelligent they really are, with nothing on the inside except a desperate, hungry, clawing need for connection leading to them being close if extremely codependent.

12- miko hides behind a cold, flawless mask in order to cover the scared little kid desperate to be accepted and loved and terrified of being abandoned. This desperation for love has lead to miko being terrifyingly devoted and driven, traits made even more dangerous by her intelligence, and endless drive.

13- bulkhead plays the brute but in reality he's the extremely intelligent true leader of the wreckers with a habit of using people for his own gain and almost zero empathy Despite that however he has a deep set need to be needed which he uses miko and wheeljack to sate.

14- wheeljack is a straight up mad scientist. There's no beating around the bush he's crazy and childish as they come but extremely intelligent and extremely dependent on bulkhead and miko for purpose, approval, comfort and above all, affection with bulkhead essential being his comfort blanket and miko an emotional support animal.

15- miko and wheeljacks' dependence on bulkhead is entirely by design of course. As I said, he needs to feel needed and when he happened to come across someone so talented and so desperate for validation he happily took them in, into his "family" and into his possession.

16- seriously as far as bulk's concerned miko and wheeljack belong to him same as pets. Very loved and useful pets but pets all the same.

17- does miko know he sees her like this? Yes. Does she care? Not at all. After all as long as she's wanted it doesn't matter. Besides it's not like she doesn't use him right back.

18- wheeljack also knows his bulky only sees him as a glorified pet but he kind of just... ingnores it. Miko uses bulks need to be needed for her own gain while wheeljack would rather pretend everything's fine. Like I said he's extremely childish and he doesn't want to face how truly twisted and toxic his little "family" really is.

Swindlelockbee fantasy au

1- bee is a fairy prince who got cursed, exiled and his wings removed for going behind his mother's back to save a mortal.

2- swindle is a satyr who was cursed to turn into a beast at night alla the owl beast from toh

3- lockdown is a human cursed to die ten years time and slowly decay from the inside out as a living zombie during that time.

4- they're traveling together searching for shards of an ancient magic gem that can undo their curses while trying to avoid the elite guard Thanks to stealing a shard from ultra magnus.

5- the decepticons are also vying for the gem shards and megatron specifically wants to get bee to join him because he was the mortal bee saved all those years ago.

6- lockdown was cursed by his mother, a nahuala, who poisoned him while he was hiding out at her place after stealing sacred runes.

7- swindle has an amulet that suppresses his curse but it needs to recharge each week while progressively burning out faster and faster.

8- the ritual to recharge the amulet requires specific companents most of which are illegal to anyone other than court sorcerers.

9- locks' dad is yoketron and prowl is his half brother who's currently hunting the trio in an attempt to capture them.

10- this is because yoketron and prowl believe that all locks destructive actions are a result of being bewitched by bumblebee.

11- prowl joins there little band in the interest of curing l.d after a messy confrontation including alot of shenanigans and both bee and swin getting captured.

12- they're later joined by jazz who is an old friend of bee's exiled and cursed to bring misfortune anywhere he goes for stealing something from the fairy queen.

13- jazz also reveals that bee's mother plans to take him back and replace his wings but use them to bind him to her for the rest of her life and leave the curse in place.

14- bee's mama is nuts, she ripped bee's wings from his back herself in order to lock away his magic and ensure he can never overthrow her.

15- needless to say swindle and lock are in protection mode since they've spent enough nights settling him from nightmares about the woman to hate her guts.

16- they do eventually unite all the shards but they can only use it once leading to them arguing about who to use it on.

17- lockdown and swindle agree to wish bees wings back so he can return home defeat his mom and undo his curse.

18- after they send him away they're captured by the elite guard and imprisoned for execution.

19- bee manages to defeat his mother and gains a massive magical boost as a result which he uses to free his boos.

20- he brings them back to the fairy world and rids them of their curses with the classic true loves kiss.

TFA Earthbot AU, where the Main Autobots fall in love with the Bots created on Earth by the Allspark Key… Grimlock falls in love with Optimus, before meeting Blackarachnia… So unlike in the Canon, Grimlock dislikes Blackarachnia for how she treats Optimus… And Grimlock HATES Sentinel for letting Optimus take the blame, for something that was Sentinel’s idea… Grimlock almost literally destroyed Sentinel, but Optimus stopped him (while Blackarachnia happily claps in the background)! 🚒🦖🕷️

Grimlock won't hesitate to burn anyone who hurts his love, be it physically or emotionally, to a crisp in retribution. While he admits spider lady is pretty his mate is much prettier and she hurt him so the spider lady has to BURN. The only one he despises more is sentinel especially after hearing the story their story. Op helped him and this arrogant jerk treats his love like he's below him. Optimus has to work very hard to keep grimlock from trging to eat him every time he shows up.

For Earthbot AU, I can definitely see Bumblebee humming some lullabies to Soundwave

oh definitely. Bee is an insanely good singer and one of the most potent shows of love je offers is gently singing for his boyfriend especially singing him to sleep. Soundwave may have the mind control powers but he'll swear on every star in the sky that bee is the truly hypnotic one. Doesn't hurt that he just feels calmer around bee in general.

TFA Earthbot AU: How would Blackarachnia, Sentinel and Ultra Magnus react to Lord Megatron being defeated by Optimus Prime’s Team + all the EarthBots? 🚒⭐🦖

Blackarachnia is in total shock and isn't sure how she feels about it, on one hand megatron did give her a place among the decepticons and she hates team prime, but on the other she doesn't really like megatron or the decepticons. She's doesn't know how to process this.

Sentinel doesn't understand how a bunch of washouts and freaks managed to defeat megatron of all mechs. It must have been luck or something. There's no way optimus and his band of losers defeated megatron without some kind of outside help.

Ultra magnus is surprised but impressed. He's proud of optimus and his team though he doubts the earthborn bots actually helped that much. He invites them to truly join the elite guard and continue fighting for cybertron, of course the earthborn bots will have to stay behind.

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