Tfp Sg Headcanons!

Tfp sg headcanons!

1- I'm going with the interpretation that the sg wreckers are basically the mob. This ain't just a small group we're talking a sprawling criminal syndicate that's essentially a faction all it's own.

2- the wreckers we know are the top dogs out of all of them and easily the most feared to the point where most prefer to call them by nicknames instead of using their real ones.

3- to most sg miko seems like a doll; proper prim and polished complete with a custom made sun dress, an unchanging expression, lifeless eyes and a completely artificial exterior.

4- seriously though miko or "doll" is basically the human personification of one of those creepy porcelain dolls and she's just as creepy, never speaking, never dropping the calm smile on her face, and never quite human. Mostly because she isn't.

5- well more like she isn't all human. Sg wheeljack has done alot of work on her with cybertronian tech to make sure she can keep up with the big boys. Despite being limited to acquiring Intel and behind the scenes management Jackie likes to make sure she can handle herself in a fight if need be.

6- speaking of which sg wheeljack or "slicer" is somehow even more freaky. Just like miko he never really talks but he's not as quite as her infact he's never quite given he's always giggling and humming to himself.

7- he's a twitchy, high strung type with a nasty habit of looking at people like he wants to dissect them and absolutely zero concept of personal space.

8- he's a wild card with a complete apathy for anything other than violence, science, and the wreckers most of all miko who he treats as his own daughter and dotes on endlessly. plus bulkhead who he is unflinchingly devoted to, to the point of freaking out whenever they're apart to long.

9- on that note bulkhead "brute" is the embodiment of the strong silent type with a violent streak a mile wide and zero interest in anything other than fighting and his "family"

10- opposite to wheeljack he's cold and collected which many of those that employ him appreciate and many who fight him respect.

11- all three of them are fake on the outside, hiding how truly intelligent they really are, with nothing on the inside except a desperate, hungry, clawing need for connection leading to them being close if extremely codependent.

12- miko hides behind a cold, flawless mask in order to cover the scared little kid desperate to be accepted and loved and terrified of being abandoned. This desperation for love has lead to miko being terrifyingly devoted and driven, traits made even more dangerous by her intelligence, and endless drive.

13- bulkhead plays the brute but in reality he's the extremely intelligent true leader of the wreckers with a habit of using people for his own gain and almost zero empathy Despite that however he has a deep set need to be needed which he uses miko and wheeljack to sate.

14- wheeljack is a straight up mad scientist. There's no beating around the bush he's crazy and childish as they come but extremely intelligent and extremely dependent on bulkhead and miko for purpose, approval, comfort and above all, affection with bulkhead essential being his comfort blanket and miko an emotional support animal.

15- miko and wheeljacks' dependence on bulkhead is entirely by design of course. As I said, he needs to feel needed and when he happened to come across someone so talented and so desperate for validation he happily took them in, into his "family" and into his possession.

16- seriously as far as bulk's concerned miko and wheeljack belong to him same as pets. Very loved and useful pets but pets all the same.

17- does miko know he sees her like this? Yes. Does she care? Not at all. After all as long as she's wanted it doesn't matter. Besides it's not like she doesn't use him right back.

18- wheeljack also knows his bulky only sees him as a glorified pet but he kind of just... ingnores it. Miko uses bulks need to be needed for her own gain while wheeljack would rather pretend everything's fine. Like I said he's extremely childish and he doesn't want to face how truly twisted and toxic his little "family" really is.

TFA SoundBee AU, where in ‘Human Error’ when Soundwave is brainwashing the Autobots, he keeps Bumblebee inside a cage instead… He wants Bumblebee to join him willingly, not through mind-control… But Sari frees Bee, and they both escape to get help… The two get Sari’s Dad, and some Other Bots to help them… When they all defeat Soundwave, Sari’s Dad weakens Soundwave’s control powers! 🎼🎵🎶

Soundwave would definitely prefer winning bee's heart over making him a mindless puppet but I don't see him locking bee in a cage. He'd trap bee in a room to keep him comfortable probably one with a TV so bee could see what's going on and in soundys mind see how well he can take care of him. For extra creepy points there's a side room with soundwaves stalker shrine in it including potential baby names. When sari frees bee and they defeat him sounds is insanely jealous of sari and wants her gone for getting in the way and "stealing" bee from him. He doesn't like his powers being reduced since he wants to able to "protect" his love from anything and he can't do that if he's weak.

Swindlelockbee fantasy au

1- bee is a fairy prince who got cursed, exiled and his wings removed for going behind his mother's back to save a mortal.

2- swindle is a satyr who was cursed to turn into a beast at night alla the owl beast from toh

3- lockdown is a human cursed to die ten years time and slowly decay from the inside out as a living zombie during that time.

4- they're traveling together searching for shards of an ancient magic gem that can undo their curses while trying to avoid the elite guard Thanks to stealing a shard from ultra magnus.

5- the decepticons are also vying for the gem shards and megatron specifically wants to get bee to join him because he was the mortal bee saved all those years ago.

6- lockdown was cursed by his mother, a nahuala, who poisoned him while he was hiding out at her place after stealing sacred runes.

7- swindle has an amulet that suppresses his curse but it needs to recharge each week while progressively burning out faster and faster.

8- the ritual to recharge the amulet requires specific companents most of which are illegal to anyone other than court sorcerers.

9- locks' dad is yoketron and prowl is his half brother who's currently hunting the trio in an attempt to capture them.

10- this is because yoketron and prowl believe that all locks destructive actions are a result of being bewitched by bumblebee.

11- prowl joins there little band in the interest of curing l.d after a messy confrontation including alot of shenanigans and both bee and swin getting captured.

12- they're later joined by jazz who is an old friend of bee's exiled and cursed to bring misfortune anywhere he goes for stealing something from the fairy queen.

13- jazz also reveals that bee's mother plans to take him back and replace his wings but use them to bind him to her for the rest of her life and leave the curse in place.

14- bee's mama is nuts, she ripped bee's wings from his back herself in order to lock away his magic and ensure he can never overthrow her.

15- needless to say swindle and lock are in protection mode since they've spent enough nights settling him from nightmares about the woman to hate her guts.

16- they do eventually unite all the shards but they can only use it once leading to them arguing about who to use it on.

17- lockdown and swindle agree to wish bees wings back so he can return home defeat his mom and undo his curse.

18- after they send him away they're captured by the elite guard and imprisoned for execution.

19- bee manages to defeat his mother and gains a massive magical boost as a result which he uses to free his boos.

20- he brings them back to the fairy world and rids them of their curses with the classic true loves kiss.

TFA Earthbot AU, Grimlock says this to both Ultra Magnus + Sentinel: “Optimus might have settled for an ‘uncivilized brute freak’ such as Grimlock… But at least Grimlock didn’t reject or abandon him, unlike the both of you… Optimus died protecting the Allspark; he’s more heroic then both of you!” 🚒🦖💖

He would. He loves his partner with all his spark and thinks he's the best hero there is.

Sentinel and mags do not take it well and sentinel directly tells grimlock he knows nothing grimlock just replies that he knows the truth.

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?