La Pluie Is Getting A YouTube Rerun

La Pluie is Getting a YouTube Rerun

The Acttraction YouTube channel is re-uploading the show to YouTube. If you haven't watched because of iQIYI, now's your chance.

Only Friends Character Rankings Pre-Air

Jojo, Ninew, Ninepinta and Vivienne have now presented their stable of hoes to us, y'all have chosen your fighters, and I am gnawing on concrete in anticipation of August 12. Since I'm gonna be doing weekly character rankings, I wanted to set up a pre-air Clown Checkpoint so I can look back later and see how wrong I was. Until that YouTube premiere countdown hits zero, we know exactly nothing, but I'm ready to predict whose gay wrongs I will most support! Here we go!

1. Nick

I just want you to love only me!

Audience ranking: 6

Ever since Mark Pakin showed up in that pilot trailer scheming and sex-taping, Nick has been MY DUDE. I want him to be the most manclown character of all time. I want him to be DESPERATE AND PATHETIC for Boston's dick. ANSWER EVERY BOOTY CALL NICK, I BELIEVE IN YOU. HE WANTS YOU TO DO A THREESOME? NO PROBLEM, WHATEVER YOU WANT BABE. I want Nick to call his bestie (Sand?) crying because Boston came over at 3:02 a.m. and left at 4:37 a.m. and 15 minutes of that was him taking a post-coital shower. I want crying and begging and clinging and devious acts. Khun Pakin has the chops to make my dreams come alive, make it happen boo!

2. Mew

My type is pretty simple. I'm not a picky kind of guy.

Audience ranking: 4

Right up until time of posting I thought my #2 seed would be Boston, but something is telling me that when it comes to manipulation and making grown men cry, Mew will emerge the champion. Something in this butter-wouldn't-melt expression is telling me this man is the true demon from hell whereas Boston is merely a top-tier-yet-still-garden-variety slut. Him shit-kicking Boston into the pool and then jumping in himself to finish the job is the kinda deranged shit I respect immensely. Kill them all Mew. You deserve.

3. Boston

You should be glad to be my favourite.

Audience ranking: 5

I may have called this man a garden variety slut, but I love a good slut though! Especially one who will lend his toys to help out a friend. And then almost instantly regret it. And then cause chaos and problems for himself as a result. And then make it everybody else's chaos and problems. Basically, I expect Boston's job to be throwing hole around Bangkok and ruining lives, and I expect him to do it WELL, and I expect him to do it in the sluttiest rent boy outfits I've ever seen.

4. Ray

You think my life will be better with you? It's only fucking going down to hell.

Audience ranking: 3

Speaking of chaos and problems, OUR BI DISASTER IS HERE GUYS! Bisexual? Bipolar? Why not both? The trailer is letting us know from jump that Ray is A Mess With Money and happy to use that money to buy himself some company, but also not able to keep those lines from getting blurred. I’m expecting this character to make me fall in love with him but also want to strangle him, Teh Krittikorn Saetun-style, so expect this ranking to go up until he is somehow my fave.

5. Sand

Friends don't charge friends. Besides, you should save your money for a shrink.

Audience ranking: 2

First Kanaphan’s job at GMMTV is to rip our hearts out roughly twice a year, and he’s right on schedule. It seems like Sand never learned not to fall for poor little rich boys, so we will all have to suffer with him. Honestly his ranking is this low right now because I see these guitars and microphones and I want no part of them. There is a short list of GMMTV boys allowed to sing at me and as much as I love First he is not on it. Ditch the microphone and bring back the baseball bat bb, I’m ready to see you bust some heads, kneecaps, car windows, whatever in pursuit of your love.

6. Top

When I take aim, I never miss.

Audience ranking: 7

Ah yes, the hoe-turned-seeming-housewife who’s actually still hoeing. The village bike. The community top. Boston basically turns him out and he’s not only fine with it, he falls for the john. Delicious. I desire his ruin like I’ve desired nothing before in media.

7. Everybody we don’t know nothing about yet (Yo, Nam/Syrup, Nes, Lesbian!Nonnie, A Wild Papang, various and assorted surprise guests I’m pretty sure we’re getting)

Friends don't do this to each other.

Audience ranking: 1 (combined score)

We await the tea on all the side characters, but the casting is superb, and I’m ready to see how high in the rankings they can climb.

LET THE MESS COMMENCE!

2-second search to find out the significance of that little white doll and now my mind is blown.

Yoooo! Yoh has got it BAD.

"He's coming back later and later. Of course, he didn't touch me at all. The days have passed completely."

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023). Episode 2.

No spoilers ahead for episode 5 of Laws of Attraction, but this was basically me after it became obvious who the traitor was. SMH.

Note: Don't read tags if you haven't watched.

That was the finale?!

How could anyone come to the conclusion that THAT WAS A CONCLUSION? They need at least the 2 episodes MDL promised/threatened just to tie up the loose ends ...

I guess we should be happy though - since we're finally free. This show gaveth (many, many questions) and this show tooketh away (my sanity).

DinoSNORE - The Sacrifice!

I have been summoned by the Dino of Destiny! @magpie24601 I am here with the sacrifice (myself. I have sacrificed myself).

Let me just preface this with a genuine and heartfelt WHAT THE FUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Episode 8, which I now thankfully understand is the last ep, is the ultimate no script ep. They just sat them down with the box set of LITA and that's it. Seriously, there's no script to this show. Like what is this?

Shouldn't you know if someone's bugging you?! Why are you asking the person in charge of the bugging?!

For the love of god, Dawson! He was riding a skateboard! What hit you was the dark and ominous background music!

I think that even the subers are making fun of this show...

Oh Rak... You're so right. NOTHING can dumb this down. NOTHING!

Then, THEN! we see the return of The Friend.

No shit Sherlock! We had to spend 5 minutes just to establish who you are cos nobody remembers.

Also, what's the deal with creditors?

Do you have to marry your creditor? Is it like a soulmate connection?

Whatever. I still need to address the sex scene. I didn't screenshot anything. I can't be responsible for the damage it can cause. If you watch, it's on you.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

Why was the camera moving All the Fucking Time?!

What's with the tongue Dino?! There is such a thing as too much tongue!

Why was Rak turning off the lights when they weren't even in the bedroom yet? What's the point if you're going to the bedroom anyway?

Really Rak? You almost lost control in the bathroom stall? (Ahem! LITA...) Cos you were dodging the DinoTongue like you were running from the plague.

And why are you moving so much Dino? You are NOT Payu. I repeat - you. are. not. payu! This is not a sexy look on you. Stop moving! Stop!

Oh! And you like to reward a good boy? Really? P'Payu? Oh, it's P'Dino? I'm sorry. I just get confused....

And then this:

Rak, listen to me, LISTEN! You are not Sky!

Seriously, Did you even watch the LITA box set together? You are doing two different stories. There are TWO main couples in LITA.

Get together and decide which couple you want to rip off be inspired by and stick to it.

To conclude, don't watch the show people. I was cringing so hard through this entire event. I'm pretty sure @nerdybunnydestiny hates me now for making them watch too much of this shit of a show (I hope you can forgive me so I won't have to move to the south and marry my creditor...).

I would like to use this opportunity to thank @plantsarepeopletoo for providing me with a punching bag to deal with this - let's be happy that MDL sometimes lies (the sacrifice worked!) and there are no more episodes. And if you've found yourself questioning your life choices as a result of watching this show, know that you're not alone 💜

Where are the subtitles, "Be My Favorite"?! UGH.