I Dont Think That I Have Ever Expressed To Another Being The WANT That I Have To Get One Of These Bad

I dont think that i have ever expressed to another being the WANT that i have to get one of these bad boys. Its almost primal.

I see one of these and i go unga bunga.

Wow. Im so great at doing anything besides drawing for mermay~

Literally just drew some fab fanart of my girl Kokomi genshin impact...does that qualify as mermay?

No?

"Shape shift but only into a bug" is so giving kafka metamorphosis vibes...

Imagine getting that power after reading that exact piece? And then waking up the next day as a scarab, grass hopper, fly or whatever.

It would be like a fucking medieval myth!

Also, if you choose that, would you be a human sized insect, or a insect sized insect? Like, its pretty important, will i scare the shit out of everyone when i turn into a human sized tarantula or will i be a regular tarantula (which is still scary as shit) and also, does that also include sea insects? Like, are tiny hermit crabs and shrimp safe or what?

Damn, too many things that i need to know..

Ok, new character in genshin has been teased and i gotta say, the backlash is unwarranted.

I know Emily's final design might not be "as good" as the other concept drawing, but from all of the other drawings, i can only imagine the chosen one speaking with a heavy french accent.

I KNOW damn well that in her work sho, she is

Madame Emily

And from looking at her, you can see that she is a AVON LADY THROUGH AND THROUGH. Sister be selling and making perfumes, she can look through your heart and tell you your personality is VANILLA AND CHAMOMIL, and you know you would absolutely get it.

I can definitely see her at work, smelling spices or whatever perfume artists do.

I guarantee the Furina has at least one bottle of her perfumes at any given point in time.

And lastly...shes giving vibes like that one perfume woman in liyue (YOU KNOW HER.) i can imagine one or two innuendos of some kind to be introduced while im conversation~

Not havning access to my glasses is smth so fucking annoying.. like damn, i really cannot see shit rn wtf???

Hey babe, im working..

Working hard so i can Please you~