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i think my sneeze was lost in transit. i spent hours building up for it. would you please return my sneeze back. i feel very sick.
I never thought I would feel this way about sneezing....
even jimins sneezes are cute wtf
it ain’t a sneeze bro it’s a fucking performance
I have sneezed 3 times today and it's only 10 am. I'm just waiting for my face to explode into blood.
WHO THE FUCK IS THINKING ABOUT ME, WHY AM I SNEEZING SO FUCKING MUCH!
guess who caught Covid 😃
me 💀💀💀
HEY LETS GET IT OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE MY CONCERT!
*starts sneezing and hacking while writing this*
it’s goin around AND IT GOT AROUND TO ME
lord have mercy
SEND PRAYERS 😭😭😭😭😭
Counting my sneezes everyday from now on :
Thursday: 41
Friday: 47
Allergies are ok, just an itchy nose these days, no itchy eyes or feeling bad , just sneezing and false starts. If it’s not getting worse I definitely can live with it. :)
Me and my girlfriend, Lisa, were out for dinner with a group of friends at a lively, upscale restaurant. The evening was filled with laughter, the clinking of glasses, and the aroma of delicious food. I had told Lisa about my sneeze fetish a while ago, and she had taken it in stride, often teasing me about it in private.
Tonight, however, Lisa had something special in mind.
After a round of appetizers and drinks, Lisa excused herself to go to the restroom. She gave me a quick, knowing glance before she left the table, a subtle smile playing on her lips. I thought nothing of it at first, continuing to chat with my friends as I waited for her to return.
A few minutes later, Lisa reappeared, sliding back into her seat next to me. But something was different. I noticed a faint, sweet scent wafting from her—a perfume that she rarely wore. It took me a moment to recognize it, and when I did, my heart skipped a beat. Lisa had told me before that this particular perfume made her incredibly sneezy due to her mild allergy to one of its ingredients.
Lisa caught my eye and winked, her expression mischievous. She knew exactly what she was doing, and she was enjoying every second of it.
It didn’t take long before the effect of the perfume started to show. Lisa’s nose twitched slightly, and she wrinkled it as if trying to ward off the inevitable. But it was no use. Her breath hitched softly, and she quickly raised her hand to her face.
“Huh… huh-choo!” Lisa sneezed into her hand, a dainty, almost restrained sound. She glanced at me out of the corner of her eye, her smile widening as she saw my reaction. I tried to stay calm, to keep my composure, but my pulse quickened, and I felt a rush of excitement that I couldn’t entirely hide.
My friends offered polite “Bless you’s” as Lisa sneezed again, this time a bit louder. “Huh-choo! Huh-choo!” Her sneezes came in rapid succession, and she giggled softly, pretending to be embarrassed while clearly enjoying the game she was playing with me.
With each sneeze, my excitement grew, but I had to keep it under control. After all, my friends were right there, unaware of the secret that only me and Lisa shared. But Lisa wasn’t about to let me off easy. She kept sneezing, her eyes watering slightly, her breath hitching before each one. “Huh… huh-CHOO! Huh-choo! Huh… huh… CHOO!”
She leaned in closer to me, her voice a soft whisper meant only for my ears. “Having a good time?” she teased, her breath still catching as she stifled another sneeze.
I swallowed hard, trying to keep my voice steady. “You’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?” I whispered back, my heart racing.
Lisa laughed quietly, her eyes twinkling with mischief. “Oh, you have no idea,” she replied, sneezing again, this time not even bothering to cover her mouth. She could see how hard I was trying to stay composed, and it only made her want to push me further.
For the rest of the evening, Lisa kept up her teasing, sneezing frequently and making sure to catch my eye every time she did. My friends remained oblivious, only occasionally offering concerned comments about her “sudden allergies,” but we both knew the truth. Lisa was having the time of her life, watching me squirm with barely-contained excitement, knowing exactly what she was doing to me.
As the night drew to a close and my friends started to say their goodbyes, Lisa leaned in close to me one last time, her voice low and sultry. “We’ll continue this later,” she whispered, her breath warm against my ear.
I smiled, a mix of relief and anticipation washing over me. The evening had been a deliciously torturous game, one that only me and Lisa could play, and I knew that once we were alone, the real fun would begin.
This is one (the first) real life story my gf was teasing me in public. After that evening she started having so much fun about it and did it more often from time to time.
It was a sunny afternoon, and Lisa and I, along with some friends, were lounging by the lake. The warmth of the sun mixed with the cool breeze coming off the water created the perfect summer day. We had a few beers, the music played softly in the background, and laughter filled the air. Everything seemed blissfully normal, or so I thought.
Lisa, my girlfriend, had always had a mischievous streak. She knew about my sneezing fetish, something that usually remained our little secret. Normally, her allergies provided enough opportunities for playful teasing, but today she had something else in mind. Unbeknownst to me, she had brought along a small vial of “Chhinkkni” sneezing powder, eager to play with my excitement in a new way.
As we sat on the sand, chatting and enjoying the day, Lisa suddenly turned away from me and buried her face into her bag. I noticed her taking a deep breath through her nose. When she turned back, I could see the glint in her eyes, slightly watery, and the hint of a smile tugging at her lips. My heart raced; I knew what she had done.
“I’m curious to see how you’ll handle this, dressed in just your swim trunks,” she whispered with a playful smirk.
Before I could respond, she was overtaken by an uncontrollable sneezing fit. “Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!” She sneezed over and over, each one more intense than the last. My friends, initially amused, started to count her sneezes after the first ten.
“Wow, Lisa! Where’s that coming from?” one of them asked, genuinely puzzled.
Lisa, barely able to catch her breath between sneezes, explained that something must have irritated her nose. No one had any idea that she had secretly used the sneezing powder.
Meanwhile, I was struggling to keep my composure. My pulse quickened, and I could feel my body reacting to each sneeze. Desperately, I flipped onto my stomach, hoping to hide my growing arousal from our friends. The sneezes kept coming, almost rhythmically, as if Lisa was in on some private joke only we understood.
After what felt like an eternity, the sneezes finally subsided. There was a brief pause, long enough for me to hope it was over. But then, with a sly smile, Lisa sniffed and triggered another round of sneezing, this time ten more in quick succession. I could feel my friends’ eyes on us, counting along as if it was all just a bit of fun.
“Forty-nine!” someone exclaimed as the final sneeze echoed across the beach. Lisa took out a tissue, blowing her nose and giving me a knowing glance.
I stayed on my stomach, pretending to be engrossed in something in the sand, waiting for my body to calm down. It took a full ten minutes before I dared to get up, by which time my friends had moved on to other conversations, unaware of the silent game Lisa and I had been playing.
As the day wore on, I couldn’t shake the image of Lisa’s eyes, filled with that mischievous glint, each time she sneezed. It was our little secret, tucked away in the warmth of the summer sun by the lake.
Saturdays sneeze count: 38
I already can tell the sneeze count tomorrow will explode and there still 7 hours left of the day.
What do you think will be the final count till 11 in the evening ?
Anyone interested in chatting a little bit and making some nice & respectful contact ?
Just hit me up ! :)
Sneeze count for Monday : 53
Can’t stop sneezing someone needs to take care of me :(
Should I start a sneezing discord for all who are interested ?