Things One Of My Former Friends Did That I Have No Explanation For

things one of my former friends did that i have no explanation for

-fully believed gay people were invented in 2007

-did not know what bread dough was, told me that baking was stupid because "you can just go to the grocery store". i had to explain to her that the people who make the bread also bake

-insisted on pronouncing kawaii as "kawahwee" because she thought it sounded cuter. later claimed this was due to a speech impediment despite pronouncing it properly multiple times and claiming on discord the only reason she did it was because she thought it was cute?????

-asked me and my other friends what "break-in" meant. also said that me using the phrase "out of touch" was emo

-said that our mutual friend "acting like a girl" and "not coming out" (he is not gay) was "psycho behaviour"

-said hitler was gay because he was evil

-photoshopped one of our classmates's photos to mock them then got mad when i edited her head onto weezer and said that it was "a crime" (her words)

-tried to choke one of our friends and then blamed her for it, then told another person I had tried to choke HER and i only found out after getting in an argument with said other person (kid i “stabbed”)

-didn’t understand that owning multiple of the same shirt meant i could wear the shirts at different times without them being dirty (red is her, blue is a mutual friend, yellow has beef with red)

-didnt know what fnaf was

-blocked me and manually unblurred my messages, would randomly decide to stop in the middle of arguments to get the upper hand and tell me how much she doesn’t gaf (she was clicking every one of my messages individually to see them)

fyi from someone who has spent way too much of my life on craftopia pre and post openworldification (i pirated it dw) they didnt just copy breath of the wild they copied genshin. they copied genshin so hard and i have heard zero people talking about it

the gremlins are just hilichurls, the big gremlins are just lawachurls they even both have axes or shields they have samachurl ripoffs even

its so obvious

anyone remember Nighty55733937

he became a male feminist and anti-men and also a vriska kinnie

It’s nice that the muppet joker is woke now

the muses have struck me

Temperate Lake Dashboard Simulator

🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow Going to try and eat this weird fish

♻️🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow wilmdlife hopital

🐸rana-bufo Follow No one can ever truly understand what BULL4rog's music means to me 😭 this song in particular argrgrgrgrgrg the way he puffs out his vocal sack asdfghjk

BULL4rog: listen here on spotify ♻️🐸rana-bufo Follow I think I huave chytrid

🐟ilikeeatingminnowsFollow I just migrated here from finstagram please be nice

🐠powerbottomfeeder Follow

I have HAD IT with this lake, it’s the third day in a row we’ve had nitrates above 8 ppm and uug the algae, my allergies I can’t do this

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

Lol we regularly get nitrates up to 20 ppm in my lake ♻️🦞crawdaddy Follow uhhh you shouldn't be bragging about that, it's really unsafe ♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow suck it you little oligotrophic bitch

🐢snappturt Follow Dear Tumblr, am I the Basshole for the way I catch minnows? I was chatting with some of the guys I bask with and they said the way I catch minnows is problematic; What I do is I sit on the bottom of the lake, I hide myself in the mud and I open my mouth. My tongue looks a lot like a little worm so I wiggle it around- and because of that, minnows swim over and check it out. Once they get close enough, then I bite down and eat them. Some of my rockmates have told me that this is manipulative and toxic behavior- but they also eat minnows...I don't know guys...

🦆tree hole-nester-acorn-eater Follow

is it just me, or is this super homoerotic???

🐟bigpikexxl Follow liveblogging diving down to the bottom

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow dark

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow big log

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow rock

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow kinda cold

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow oh hi @deepwatersculpin!!!

♻️🐠deepwatersculpin Follow oh hey @bigpikexxl!!!

never thought i'd seen one of my mutuals irl!!! I didn't even know we lived in the same lake!!!

🐠Shadlad Follow I'm not sorry, and I'm not afraid to say it, if you're an introduced species, go dry yourself out. You're not welcome to eat up all of our resources and live in my ancestral longs and rock crags. These things are for us to relate to and not for you to squander.

♻️🦞crevice-steve Follow

Can't believe this type of fishcourse is still popular on this site, introduced species didn't choose to be introduced and have as much of a right to live as anyone else. Bigotry against introduced species is still bigotry and that's a hill I will dry on. ♻️🐠Shadlad Follow Go ahead, dry yourself out then ;) ♻️🪷nootnootnewt Follow Hey man, I hate invasive species as much as anyone else but please stop telling people to beach themselves for political reasons- yeah that includes inavsives too ♻️🦐typical_scud Follow Did you legit just use the word Invas*ve to describe introduced species? ♻️🦢flatfootswimmer Follow anyone in this thread eat pondweed?

♻️🐟largemouthbASS Follow A colab with my mutual @2xcrested_cormorant after they got released from the wildlife hospital. They haven't been on much since the Fish and Wildlife Service released them in the wrong lake and it took them a while to get back to their colony. We hope this guide will help you avoid accidentally eating/engaging with bait!