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Callout post for Niko, creator of Colorless
Before I say anything I know that there will be many of her fans that will be confused by this. “But I’ve talked to Niko and she seems like a nice sweet person!” That’s because Niko has enough sense not to act the way she really is to the people who admire her.
I was friends with her a few years before Colorless was a thing. My friend and I made a Ava’s Demon network back when Skype was still popular, some time around 2013/2014. Niko joined and became a close friend of mine for almost 3 years. A lot of things have happened during our friendship and now I will finally post about it. Here are all the main problems I have with Niko. It’s long.
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Hey everyone, so, this isn't something I usually post abt, but it's incredibly important word gets around. My good friend recently made a callout post for a person that goes by @watthehecktim on Instagram and twitter - they've been drawing really gross shit and following known pr//shippers. Please spread the word and unfollow if you were following them before. I can't believe people like this are still popping up.
[TW: the post does mention In////st, mild blood on one of the slides]
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things one of my former friends did that i have no explanation for
-fully believed gay people were invented in 2007
-did not know what bread dough was, told me that baking was stupid because "you can just go to the grocery store". i had to explain to her that the people who make the bread also bake
-insisted on pronouncing kawaii as "kawahwee" because she thought it sounded cuter. later claimed this was due to a speech impediment despite pronouncing it properly multiple times and claiming on discord the only reason she did it was because she thought it was cute?????
-asked me and my other friends what "break-in" meant. also said that me using the phrase "out of touch" was emo
-said that our mutual friend "acting like a girl" and "not coming out" (he is not gay) was "psycho behaviour"
-said hitler was gay because he was evil
-photoshopped one of our classmates's photos to mock them then got mad when i edited her head onto weezer and said that it was "a crime" (her words)
-tried to choke one of our friends and then blamed her for it, then told another person I had tried to choke HER and i only found out after getting in an argument with said other person (kid i “stabbed”)
-didn’t understand that owning multiple of the same shirt meant i could wear the shirts at different times without them being dirty (red is her, blue is a mutual friend, yellow has beef with red)
-didnt know what fnaf was
-blocked me and manually unblurred my messages, would randomly decide to stop in the middle of arguments to get the upper hand and tell me how much she doesn’t gaf (she was clicking every one of my messages individually to see them)
How dare you call me out like this.
Writer’s Problems
i really like this scene i wrote but it’s completely useless
who the hell is this guy
Wait how should I end this - hmm, maybe death
I have no idea what i’m doing but it’s going great
tOO MANY CHARACTERS
I wasn’t planning to have this much angst
that person wasn’t supposed to die, but it just happened
Let’s start another story even though I have 38749823 incomplete ones
Which doc is my most recent one, “Script 17.0″ or “staph and thangs”?
I need a plot twist *throws dart* Alright, he’s gonna die
I just reread that section and I want to peel out my eyes
oh god how did i write one page in three hours
what do I do with all these plot holes
This character should die but I love them too much
[after writing 100 pages] Fuck this nonsense, I’m starting over
me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.
me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore
here we have @bird-enthusiast-hq , who is an ableist sack of shit after falsely accusing someone of being a sexual predator because of his lack of tone tags. he's a dogshit human being that tries to ruin people's lives over his own mistakes, so do whatever the fuck you want with him. i'll post part 2 soon
Chris (who plays Kincaid in Merely Roleplayers: Vigil) is the determinist friend to the extent that he tried that line in a maths exam
Me: wow three nat 1s in a row the odds of that are like one in eight-thousand
My determinist friend: actually the probability of it happening was one-hundred percent because it happened
Give me a number and I’ll give what song that is on my Spotify wrapped.
My top artists were Cavetown, Penelope Scott, Alec Benjamin, TøP, and Egg. I’m pretty happy with that.
big big thanks/shoutout to @rebootsnake for being such an inspiration and a sweet + encouraging person
you always on that damn 'Untitled Document'!