Noob: Hello, Brother. Havik And I Figured Out The *perfect* Gift For You This Year.

Noob: Hello, brother. Havik and I figured out the *perfect* gift for you this year.

Kuai liang: aw, you didn't have to get me anything

Noob: dammit, havik, he figured it out.

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

Have you watched epithet erased and hazbin hotel? If so, what did you think of them?

Havent watch Epithet yet, but I did like Hazbin, HOWEVER, Helluva Boss, was fantastic

What if there was a mortal Kombat alternate universe where the only thing that changed was ferra/torr? Both speak fluent English, torr is just ferra's embarrassing dad, and ferra is just a moody teenager or something like that.

Deadpool is the Markiplier and prozd of the marvel universe. No, I won't take constructive criticism.

How Kano met D’vorah. @outback-hivebar this is partly dedicated to you and another for my peace of mind because I’ve been thinking about this for a week.

(The Other Side) The greatest showman.

Kano walks into a bar near the fight club where d’vorah is feeding her children and going into hiding. He hands a card to her and offers her a job at the Black dragon. She declined and Kano starts singing.

Kano: Right here, right now

I put the offer out

I don't want to chase you down

I know you see it

You run with me

And I can cut you free

Out of the drudgery and walls you keep in

So trade that typical for something colorful

And if it's crazy, live a little crazy!

You can play it sensible, a queen of conventional

Or you can risk it all and see..

(Kano stands up)

Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play?

'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride

It'll take you to the other side!

'Cause you can do like you do

Or you can do like me

Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key

Oh, damn! Suddenly you're free to fly

It'll take you to the other side!

(D’vorah puts her child away and stands up)

D’vorah: Okay, my friend, you want to cut me in

Well we hate to tell you, but it just won't happen

So thanks, but no

(D’vorah dismissively waves her hand at Kano)

This one thinks you’re good to go

'Cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in

(D’vorah turns to Kano)

Now This one admires you, and that whole show you do

You're onto something, really it's something

But I live among the hive, and we don't deal with your crime.

We’ll have to leave that up to you.

(Starts to walk away but comes back around)

D’vorah: Don't you know that I'm okay with this high end part I get to play?

'Cause This one has what She needs and doesn’t want to take the ride

I don't need to see the other side

So go and do like you do

I'm good to do like me

Ain't in a cage, so I don't need to take the key

Oh, damn! Can't you see I'm doing fine

I don't need to see the other side

(They both sit back down)

Kano: Now is this really how you like to spend your days?

Whiskey and misery, and parties and plays

D’vorah: If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the hive.

Disgraced and disowned, another one of your kind.

Kano: But you would finally live a little, finally laugh a little

Just let me give you the freedom to dream

And it'll wake you up and cure your aching

Take your walls and start 'em breaking

Now that's a deal that seems worth taking

(Kano holds up his drink)

But I guess I'll leave that up to you..

(D’vorah contemplates the offer and then slyly grins)

Well it's intriguing, but to go would cost us greatly.

So what percentage of the swarm should I be taking?

Kano: Fair enough, they’d want a piece of all the action.

I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen!

D’vorah: This one wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine

Kano: Why not just go ahead and ask for maggots on the flies?

D’vorah: Fifteen

Kano: I'd do eight

D’vorah: Twelve

Kano: Maybe nine

d’vorah: TEN

(They grin at each other)

Kano and d’vorah: Don't you wanna get away to a whole new part you're gonna play

'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride

To the other side!

(They start killing the other guests)

Kano: So if you do like I do

(Kano pulls a knife out of his boot)

D’vorah: So if you do like me

(D’vorah shows off her ovipositors)

Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key

Oh, damn! Suddenly we're free to fly

We're going to the other side

(They kill the bar owner)

So if you do like I do

(To the other side)

So if you do like me

(We're going to the other side)

'Cause if we do we're going to the other side

We're going to the other side!

(They rename the bar: Hivebar and it is now black dragon territory)