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Lil meme redraw
Mortal kombat pet names/nicknames. Pt1.
Scorpion- Hasashi Hanzo
female: my love, light of my life, flower, 火の妖精 :fire fairy, (y/n)-chan, dove.
Male: 旦那さん : hubby, lover, 燃えるようなもの:fiery one, my soul, little crow.
No binary: my flame, 甘いもの:sweet one, dearest, Phoenix.
Your names for him: hun, hotshot, Handsome, dear, sweet man, darling, stinger, my husband, sun to my moon, master of my heart, Zozo.
OG sub zero/noob sabot- Bi-han
Female: little lady, 心肝: my heart and soul, 妻子:wife, lady of my heart, my queen, sweet pea, angel, kitten,
Male: 亲: bae, 丈夫:husband, man of my dreams, my king, pup, dumbling, 当家的: Master of this home.
Non binary: 宝贝:treasure, 情人:lover, my soulmate, love, 小可爱:little cute thing, your majesty.
Your names for them: snowman, frosty, venom, slim shady, honey, My emperor, lover boy, chef, sweet lover of mine, Bi,
Sub zero- Kuai liang
Female: snowflake, crystal heart, sweet snow, dearest, darling, love of my life. My ice queen, 我生命中的女士: lady of my life, 糖: sugar.
Male: snow cone, sweet husband of mine, 我的男人:my man, 丈夫亲爱的: husband dearest, lover in the sun.
Non binary: ice drop, snow dancer, 最亲爱的人:dearest one, snow globe, darling lover.
Your names for him: vanilla ice, winter lover, baby, honey, frostbite, sweet lover, blizzard, freezer meal, Sweetheart.
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I tried to give them a few names so hope you like it. Let me know who you want next.
I'm out here being a hoe for Bi-han again at 4am in the morning. Life's great :)
Can't seem to find your post w/all the yays and nays for asks so if this doesn't fit by all means trash it; how do you feel about knifeplay/multiple orgasms Noob/M!reader?
Thanks for sending me an ask and thanks for being patient for the reply, I’m officially back from my concert. Honestly I was considering abandoning writing for MK though, I’ve been worried people aren’t enjoying what I write anymore. My notes keep consistently going down, there’s less reblogs; most of which are from mutuals/friends and no one other than the occasional friend actually replies to anything so I figured people are just kind of over it. Maybe that anon who thought I write incest scared them off, or maybe it’s just the fact that they are WAY better writers who do everyone, even Bi-Han so much better than I can that makes me feel like my stuff is a burden that people just have to like search around. It’s also really difficult because I try and be really supportive of other people who like Bi-Han (as more than just a “cool character”), because let’s be honest there aren’t a ton of us, but it’s definitely not reciprocated and makes me wonder what I’m doing wrong, or what they don’t like about me/my writing. (The big exception to this is @fromthewifecage who is always a wonderful person, and is super supportive, and I adore her immensely, thank you!
So, sorry for the sidetrack, but yeah I’m happy to write this, for ease of access here’s what I do and don’t do, (I also added a link to the post in my bio) honestly there’s not much off limits with Bi-Han (OG Sub-Zero and Noob), I would say I’d probably be pickier with other characters though. I did just write a gender neutral multi-orgasm with Noob that you might be interested in too, so that’s here.Warnings for this ficlet include: MK9 Noob ladder ending (aka him ruling the Netherrealm, but it’s still aesthetically MK11 Noob, but we ignore the lack of nose and hair in Tomoka Land) an anxious male reader, self harming behaviors, slight humiliation kink, explicit language, a little choking, knife (sickle) play, blood, rough sex and obviously multiple orgasms.I will throw this one up on AO3 with more detailed tags for anyone who’s on the fence about reading this, but it is 100% consensual.Alright enough annoying warning and self loathing BS, the smut is under the cut, and asks are officially back open/off delay.
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Since @stillfuckinbetterthanyou asked about it and it occurred to me this one never showed up in the tags when I posted it last... September? Maybe? Here it is again, Filth Alphabet for both Sub-Zero Bi-Han and Noob Saibot are under the cut, I'm pretty sure I managed to keep it gender-neutral since we all know Bi-Han doesn't care about that nonsense.
@corruptedcryomancer I'm curious how accurate I am on your alphabet fufufu
Bi-Han simps tag: @free-the-shadows @tora-lotus @chadillacboseman @docnot
Hope you lovelies enjoy this!
OG SUB-ZERO:
· Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Bi-Han is usually pretty good about aftercare, he’s always going to make sure he gets a warm towel to wipe you down with, or if you get way too cold, he’ll run you a hot bath. He’s not getting in the tub with you because he’s far too cold. Best case scenario you’d end up with freezing cold water and a really grumpy cryomancer, not a good combination for either of you but he’ll sit on the side and rub your shoulders or nip at your neck. He’s more than happy to cuddle you afterward, not necessarily for your benefit but more so because he thinks you look absolutely adorable trying to pretend you aren’t freezing, while you’re shivering and clamping your teeth together to keep them from chattering.
· B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Bi-Han is unapologetically a “titty” man, this isn’t specific to gender though, he loves his male partner's “titties” as much as his female partner counterparts. Honestly, he’s the type to love absolutely everything about his partners but he’s just particularly fond of chests. As far as his favorite body part is concerned, he’d say everything, just look at him the man is flawless. If he has to narrow it down though he’s most proud of his biceps, he’s worked really hard to make sure they’re just as functional as they are gorgeous.
· C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Bi-Han’s a lot to swallow if you will aka, he cums more than your average man, and yes, he adores watching you try and swallow it all. What he loves even more though is when you can’t manage it and you end up making a mess of yourself. He’d much rather cum inside his partner than on their back or stomach, but he’s pretty into cumming on your face or tits but only if his partner is ok with it.
· D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Bi-Han honestly doesn’t have a lot of dirty secrets, he’s a pretty straightforward and open guy. The closest thing to a dirty secret he has is that he actually cares about his little brother a LOT even though he’ll tease him nonstop and deny that he cares about Kuai Liang.
· E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Bi-Han is a grade-A fuckboi, this man knows exactly what he’s doing in any occasion. You’d think that he might be a little inexperienced or sheltered what with growing up in the Lin Kuei, but between the brothel, sneaking out of the complex, and missions, he’s pretty much tried everything that a dominant top would at least once.
· F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual.)
Holding his partner up with one hand and fucking them is his preferred position, most of the time he isn’t going to rely on a wall to hold his partner up either. A lot of times he’ll have his partner facing away from him too, so they have nothing to hold onto, Bi-Han likes being the one in control of everything. That position also gives him really easy access to rub their clit of stroke their cock while he’s fucking them into next week.
· G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Bi-Han’s not really serious or humorous in the moment, but he’s very full of himself, he’s a cocky and arrogant man and that definitely carried over to the bedroom. So, he’s expecting a partner that he can dirty talk, praise and fluster, he’s counting on that type of reaction from his partner. He’s pretty serious when he actually cums though, eyebrows all knitted in concentration as his grip on you tightens and his control over his cryomancy falters a bit before he spills inside you.
· H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He’s extremely well-groomed, Bi-Han is very confident and proud of his appearance and he takes amazing care of his body when it comes to his physique and that carried over to hygiene. He doesn’t shave, but he’s impeccably trimmed. The carpet does match the drapes lol his pubes are black just like his hair is, there’s no surprises down there.
· I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Bi-Han CAN be intimate, but he prefers rougher sex. I’ve talked about it in the past but what with the constant stress and pressure he’s under to live up to his Grandfather’s expectations and the pressure he puts on himself on top of that he really needs an outlet of it. Sometimes working out just isn’t enough and he’d much rather fuck his frustrations out (lucky you/me). That isn’t to say he can’t be loving on intimate, but it’s going to be a while before you reach that part with him, he’s a profession assassin, he’s not really used to letting people in, you’re going to need to be a little patient. He’s not much of a romantic either, but he’ll definitely go out of his way to spoil you, whether it’s with your favorite foods, or taking you places you like, jewelry, trips, you name it he’s more than happy to show you his feelings more so than vocalize them.
· J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
What does he need to do that for he has you but if he’s stuck on a long mission, or if he really wore you out and he just can’t get rid of that urge he will definitely jack off. He has no reservations putting on a show for you if you ask him to either.
· K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Bi-Han’s biggest kink is definitely choking, he loves exercising his control over you. I have definitely talked about his before, but he loves wrapping his big, icy hand around your throat when you’re close to cumming and squeezing harder and harder until he forces you to choke and sputter before cumming hard. He also loves seeing you choking on his cock, especially if you’re really into it, making cute little whimpers while you choke yourself on his big, thick cock, forcing your eyes to water as you try and force yourself to breath. He loves everything about that.
Another more on the nose kink he has is temperature play, which is pretty much a guarantee unless you’re a fellow cryomancer. He loves coating his fingers in ice before plunging them inside you seeing how long you can handle the cold. If you’re really naughty or he’s particularly worked up he’ll fuck you with an icicle until you’re a shivering, crying mess.
· L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The Grandmaster’s throne. As far as he’s concerned Bi-Han is the only choice for Grandmaster once Sektor’s father passes, so to him it’s already his throne. He’ll get a real kick out of just sitting there and letting you ride him for all your worth, though he’s more than happy to slam you down on his cock over and over again.
· M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
What doesn’t turn Bi-Han on? Real turns on for him are you being vocal, he likes knowing he’s doing a good job. Scratching the base of his neck where his hairline ends is another good way to turn him on, he loves the feeling of nails raking across his shorn hair. This is doubly effective if you’re doing it when you’re in his lap making out with him.
· N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Be submissive, Bi-Han has spent his entire life following orders the last place he wants to do that is in the bedroom. He’s just not into being tied up, told what to do, or anything along those lines.
· O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Hmmm preference is hard, Bi-Han is more than happy to go down on his partners, but he’d probably rather be on the receiving end. He absolutely loves watching his partner sucking his cock, nothing is a bigger turn on for him or makes him feel more in control, especially if you’re on your knees sucking him off, or if you’re sucking him off on the Grandmaster’s throne. Doesn’t get much better for him than that, but he is extremely skilled with his tongue so you’re in for a treat. His cold tongue feels incredible and he knows just what to do with it and he won’t stop until you beg him to.
· P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Bi-Han prefers fast and rough, he likes to switch it up though to keep his partner on their toes. The only thing you can really count on with him is that it will always be deep, sometimes he’s slow and sensual but most of the time he’s hard and rough. Get used to walking funny.
· Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
BI-Han’s never turning down and opportunity to have sex, he’s more than happy to pull you into an empty room at the Lin Kuei compound and just pull your pants down and fuck you against the door. He’s also more than happy to spend all night fucking you, basically he’ll take every opportunity he can get.
· R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s always down to try something new as long as he’s still in control of the situation he’s also always down to take risks. Whether that risk is getting caught fucking you in the Grandmaster’s throne room or behind a building when the two of you are out on a date, he’s willing to risk it. He’s an assassin that can freeze people instantaneously what’s the worst that can happen.
· S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Bi-Han really prides himself on his performance, so you can expect to cum at least 2-3 times a session regardless of your gender. He can easily go 3-4 times a night, but is pretty good about gauging his partner’s condition, if you’re completely done after one round he’ll probably take care of himself again in a quick, cold shower before joining you in bed, but he’d much prefer to keep exhausting you himself.
· T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Bi-Han’s not opposed to toys but doesn’t really have any of his own. He’d much rather satisfy you himself, but he has no problem using a vibrator on you while he fucks you if you want some added stimulation or if his partner is female he has nothing against using a dildo while he’s fucking whichever hole you want him in. He’s really about making sure you’re enjoying yourself as much as he is so he’s pretty opening to trying whatever toys you want to, but he won’t let you use toys on him.
· U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Bi-Han is kind of a tease, he’s always going to follow through on anything he starts but he has no shame in teasing his partners with his body or slowing down/stopping when his partner is close to draw things out longer. If you’re obviously desperate though he’s not going to tease you in the least, he’s going to take care of you then and there. He’s pretty good at following his partner’s preferences though so if you like being teased he’ll do it more often but if you don’t like being teased, he won’t be an ass. Either way though he’s still going to walk around topless as often as possible though because he’s just like that, enjoy the show.
· V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Bi-Han’s pretty quiet, he’ll groan or grunt about as much as your average guy but that’s about it. He’s a growler though, if you’re doing something he really likes or he’s about to cum he’s going to growl, it’s low and in the back of his throat and is basically the sexiest noise on the planet. He has a tendency to bite his partner’s neck when he’s about to cum to cover up any noise he might be trying to hold back.
· W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Random headcanon, well I’ve mentioned it a few times, but Bi-Han is a surprisingly competent cook. He used to help his Mom in the kitchen a lot as a kid before the Lin Kuei kidnapped him and his favorite thing to make with her is dumplings.
Another one I’ve talked a little less about is that Bi-Han would always cover for Kuai Liang when they were growing up, not necessarily when they still lived with their Mother because they were still both young enough that they didn’t get into a whole lot of trouble. When they were taken by the Lin Kuei though, Bi-Han would always take Kuai Liang’s place for punishment, he’d always convenience their sifus it was his fault. He always tried to spare Kuai Liang as much pain as he could because he knew he could handle it and because he wanted to protect his little brother for their Mother’s sake. He might not talk about her much if ever, but Bi-Han’s Mother is incredibly important to him and he’d do anything to make her proud.
· X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Polar Bear is packing, he’s 9” and it’s THICC and cold, though his whole body is cold so that shouldn’t be a surprise. It’s definitely not monstrous to the point it’s not enjoyable but your jaw is going to be really sore after sucking him off and you’ll be able to feel him inside long after he’s done. Yes, he’s smug AF about it.
· Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Practically insatiable, honestly this man is always DTF. I mentioned it before but he’s really good at feeling his partners out, so if you’re drive’s not quite up to par with his then he’ll just take care of himself, but he always prefers to be with his partner.
· Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Bi-Han’s not going to fall asleep before his partner very often, he’s used to not being afforded the luxury of being able to sleep for long periods of time. If he’s just come back from a mission though he will probably fall asleep right after he cleans you both up. He’s really cute when he’s asleep and doesn’t look like the ferocious warrior he is, especially when his hair is all messed up and he’s just kind of sprawled out all over the place.
NOOB SAIBOT:
· Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Noob’s not the best at aftercare if we’re being completely honest. He’ll clean you up if he feels like it, but honestly, he’d rather spend a few extra minuets looking at your completely wrecked body. He’ll help you to the bathroom and hold you up if you can’t stand on your own under the shower, but there’s not going to be any really loving or intimate moments. Saibot on the other hand will happily cuddle and pet your head once you’ve collapsed into bed.
· B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Noob’s favorite part of himself is his cock, it’s about the only thing that didn’t really suffer from him becoming a wraith. Tomoka Land does not believe MK11’s horribleness of Noob having no nose or hair or anything, but he’s still a little less conscious when it comes to his appearance because his body has definitely changed. Particularly his skin, he doesn’t love the way it looks like it’s stretched so tightly over his frame, so yeah dick it is. As far as his partner is concerned, their mouth, Noob Saibot really has a major oral fixation so making sure his partner has a pretty mouth is a top concern of his.
· C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Noob lives to cover you in cum, he really loves displaying his dominance by marking his partner with his cum. He’s favorite is painting your face completely white, again it’s very much a display of dominance for him, he loves seeing you messy and is even more into it when you’re very clearly enjoying it as well. Like his living counterpart he still definitely respects his partner’s boundaries though so if he’s not you’re thing he won’t do it, but he will pout and try and convince you to try it.
· D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s death personified if you ask him, but deep down he really needs affection and physical contact, he knows what a monster he’s become so he really needs a partner who isn’t afraid of him. His need for physical contact is really evident if you’re out in public, he’s probably not going to be holding your hand, but he will hold onto your shirt or sleeve kind of like a little kid would with their Mom. He’s not going to shake you off if you wrap your arms around him, but he won’t do it of his own accord because he feels like he doesn’t have the right to touch you that way anymore because of how twisted and corrupt he’s become.
· E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Noob definitely knows what he’s doing, he knew what he was doing in life and that definitely carried over in death. If anything, he’s probably more proficient because he has a lot more patience than he did when he was alive and really strives to give his partner everything they need. He has all the time in the world, he’s going to make sure he’s giving you a good and proper fuck, with a whole lot of BDSM thrown in.
· F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual.)
He wants you on your knees, with his cock buried so far down your throat your nose is pressed against his rock-hard abs. If you’ve been a very good girl or boy, he’ll have Saibot fuck you from behind while you’re wrecking your throat.
· G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He won’t vocalize his concerns to his partner but most of the time he doesn’t understand why you still choose to be with him with the way he is now, so Noob’s definitely more serious than Bi-Han is. He’s all about focusing on first and foremost your pleasure, but also on his own. He knows he has to try a little harder now, so he plays around less.
· H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
There’s no real change so he’s still extremely well-groomed. The only real change is he’s not quite as confident as he used to be so if he’s not actively with someone he’ll probably let it get a little messy but when he is seeing someone he still doesn’t shave, but he’s impeccably trimmed. The carpet still match the drapes lol his pubes are black just like his hair is, so still no surprises down there.
· I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Noob doesn’t really do romance or intimacy, he doesn’t really have the emotional capacity to feel real love or emotions anymore, but he will get attached because he still craves physical and carnal pleasures. He will always take care of your physical needs, but that’s about where it ends. He’s pretty much your Dom at all times, so expect that from him and expect to be treated accordingly. If you’ve been with him a particularly long time he may have moments where there’s flashes or hints of something more than just sex, but it’s most likely just him mimicking how you treat him so don’t get your hopes too high that he’s suddenly remembered how to feel. That fuck Quan Chi saw to it that he can’t, so try not to blame Noob for it, just go kick Quan Chi in his bald-headed balls, repeatedly.
· J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Noob jacks off a lot more than Bi-Han does, he doesn’t fuck around nearly as much as he did when he was alive, so he often finds himself having to take care of it on his own. Life’s also pretty boring and lonely in the Netherrealm, so he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.
· K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Begging is Noob’s biggest kink, nothing makes him feel more wanted and desired than hearing his partner begging for him to touch them, or fuck them or let them cum.
Crying is another thing he’s really into, he’s not going to make you cry from pain (unless you want him to) but he loves seeing you so frustrated that you start crying or so overstimulated from cumming too many times that you end up crying.
· L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
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Thrones are still a big draw for Bi-Han even as Noob Saibot, I’m sure you guys know his ending from MK9 right? That hot ass picture of him sitting on a throne in the Netherrealm, yeah that’s exactly his favorite place to fuck your brains out. He’s not picky though, now that he’s no longer a cryomancer he can join you in the shower without complaint from you (not me I don’t mind cool/cold showers lol) so he takes advantage of the easy clean up the shower offers.
· M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Begging, begging definitely turns him on, being vocal while giving him head turns him on or just touching him like he’s still a normal person will get him really riled up. Poor baby’s really touch starved.
· N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
He’s a little more relaxed about things as Noob Saibot, so there’s not really a whole lot off the table for him, he’s still not really a fan of giving up control, but if you get him drunk he’s a little more willing to try some new things. He’s not going to tell you he loves you though, so don’t ask him to, again he’s physically incapable of it.
· O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
You’re the one giving it, period the end. No, I’m joking well kind of, Noob is absolutely obsession/fixated on throat fucking. He cannot get enough of it; he absolutely loves how it gives him complete and total control over a situation that usually you would have control over. He’ll return the favor if you ask, but he’s less likely to do it on his own than he did in life.
· P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Unlike Bi-Han, Noob prefers slow and sensual, he still likes to switch it up though to keep his partner on their toes. He’s more than happy to get hard, fast and rough as hell but it definitely varies with how much time has passed between visits. If you see him frequently or you managed to pry him away from the Netherrealm and he actually lives with you he’s more likely to be harder and rougher. If you don’t see him very often he’s going to be slower and more sensual trying to soak up as much contact as he can. Either way he’s going to be plowing you deep and thoroughly, so you’ll basically never walk properly again.
· Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Noob’s pretty into BDSM, far more so than he was in life so he’s all about “proper sex” he’s going to make sure you both have enough time to really make sure both of your needs are met. That doesn’t mean he’s not going to be down for quickies still because he totally is, but he’d rather spend the night working you up and teasing you to no end before finally fucking you slow and hard until you’re just a sobbing mess. That won’t stop him from just teleporting into your kitchen unexpectedly and fucking you against the fridge before you have to run off to work though.
· R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Noob will definitely try whatever you want, he doesn’t have a lot of limitations or hesitations or anything, he’s even willing to give bottoming a go if you get him drunk first. Death has freed him of a lot of hang-ups he might have had when he was alive so pretty much anything goes at least once. He still prefers to be the one calling the shots, but you can talk him into a LOT.
· S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
No changes here, Noob still really prides himself on his performance, so you can expect to cum at least 2-3 times a session regardless of your gender. He can easily go 3-4 times a night, but it pretty good about gauging his partner’s condition, if you’re completely done after one round he’ll probably take care of himself again in a quick shower before joining you in bed, but he’d much prefer to keep exhausting you himself.
· T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Does he ever, Noob basically has one of every toy imaginable and a couple in different colors just for variety. Since crying from overstimulation is something, he enjoys immensely he’s more than happy to enlist the help from some toys to help get you to that point. If he’s not using Saibot to fuck you while you’re sucking him off you will be stuffed full of all sorts of toys and Noob with have the smuggest, most satisfied grin on his face while he toys with the remote (s) as he fucks your tight throat.
· U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Noob is an utter ass, the man is the king of teasing, there is nothing he likes more than winding his partner up until they’re on the verge of breaking before he actually does something. Just like in life he will always follow through on what he starts, but man does he love seeing you all hot and bothered, on the verge of tears if not crying and begging him to fuck you.
· V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Same as life, Noob’s pretty quiet, he’ll groan or grunt about as much as your average guy but that’s about it. He’s a growler though, if you’re doing something he really likes or he’s about to cum he’s going to growl, it’s low and in the back of his throat and is basically the sexiest noise on the planet. He has a tendency to bite his partner’s neck when he’s about to cum to cover up any noise he might be trying to hold back.
The BIG exception is if he’s drunk and bottoming, he is the noisiest, most demanding, hot mess of a bottom. He will whine, whimper and outright moan then when he’s not busy yelling at you to fuck him harder of that you’re not doing it right and he needs more.
· W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Noob swears he’s death incarnate but is really a touch starved baby who’s trying his best to portray the same shameless level of confidence he had as OG Sub-Zero, but death really and truly messed him up. So, he still talks a big game, and projects that he “has no flaws” but deep down he’s painfully aware he’s not the same man.
· X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
No change, Noob Saibear (he’s not exactly still a Polar Bear, now is he? lol) is packing, he’s 9” and it’s THICC and still pretty cold, though his whole body is cold because he’s dead/undead so that shouldn’t be a surprise, the nice thing though is he warms with your body heat. It’s definitely not monstrous to the point it’s not enjoyable but your jaw is going to be really sore after sucking him off and you’ll be able to feel him inside long after he’s done. Yes, he’s still smug AF about it.
· Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
About the same as OG Sub-Zero so practically insatiable. I mentioned it before but he’s really good at feeling his partners out, so if you’re drive’s not quite up to par with his then he’ll just take care of himself, but he always prefers to be with his partner. The only real difference is that he’s a little more particular with his partners, he’s got more specific needs and like I mentioned dying really tanked his confidence. So, while he does still have a high sex drive, he’s a little pickier about potential sexual partners.
· Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn’t have a need to sleep anymore, he’s undead, instead if he actually stays with you, which is a very rare occasion; he’ll sit next to you and stroke your hair while you sleep.
A yummy little list of Bi-han I'm enjoy myself now. Been looking for more of the man.
Okay Tomoka...back at you.
I need some Noob Saibot 👀
It’s real Noob loving hours, I’ve been kind of on a baby kink with Bi-Han lately, soooo hopefully you aren’t averse to breeding kinks. I have a couple Noob only fics in my master list:
A Quickie about Noob in bed
Knifeplay with Noob (Male Reader)
Noob Daddy Kink (Female Reader)
Cao Wo (Male Reader)
Female Reader with SZ Bi-Han and Noob Saibot
Fade to Black (female reader SZ Bi-Han and Noob Saibot)
Ok so with that shameless self promotion out of the way here’s a filthy little quickie, hope you enjoy it love!
Your eyes roll back as the wraith pulls your hair sharply and slams his cock deeper into your dripping pussy, you can’t help but cry out at the sensation. The pleasure mixed with pain has your thighs trembling and he’s barely just started with you, “Bi-Han,” you whimper in a voice you almost don’t recognize. It’s breathy and thickly laced with lust as you tighten around his thick cock, he pulls another cry from your lips almost immediately as he pulls out, leaving just the tip of his dick inside your tight hole before snapping his hips forward burying his length to the hilt.
“You’re such a little slut for my cock, you know that right, qīn?” he teases, not moving his hips, he just waits for you to do the work.
You whimper as you thrust your hips backward, desperate to be filled over and over again, “it’s not my fault, who said you were allowed to have such a big, thick,” you pause to cry out as you find your sweet spot and drive the wraith’s dick into it with each rock of your hips, “p-perfect cock. Fuck, it feels so good, please Bi-Han, please,” you cry his name and beg him as you fuck yourself on his impressive length.
Noob Saibot just smirks, enjoying having his ego stroked as much as he’s enjoying your tight pussy, “is that so?” He lets out a low chuckle as his cold hand connects with your pert ass and he pulls your hair tighter, his blunt fingernails digging into your scalp.
“Fuck! Fuck! I’m gonna cum,” you wail as you throw your hips back with reckless abandon, everything feels perfect right now. You shriek his name as your eyes roll back into your skull, mouth hanging open as drool pools down your chin as every muscle in your body locks and your velveteen pussy clamps down on the wraith’s thick cock. Your world comes undone as you shudder and tremble in his tight hold, he makes a low grunt as your pussy spasms around his dick, pulling it deeper and deeper inside your tight canal.
He allows you a moment or two to regain yourself, his smug smirk ever-present as he flips you over, he uses his heavy, well-sculpted body to easily force you onto your back and pushes your legs into your chest as he lifts your hips up to put your entire pussy and ass on display. The wraith stays on his knees as he mounts you, his thick cock forcing it's way back inside your slick hole, pulling a shaky moan from you, “now this is a good look for you,” he grabs your face to force you to look into his eerie white eyes, “absolutely desperate for my cock, but I know you better than that qīn, it’s not just my dick you want, it’s my seed,” his grin only grows as his tongue presses against his canine.
“Oh, oh! Fuck! Yes, Bi-Han! Oh please, please I need you to fill me up, it feels so good when you cum inside me,” you ramble incoherently as the wraith sets a fast pace and drives into your fluttering cunt hard enough to make it borderline painful but you love it when he loses control like this. “P-please aì rén, give me what I want, let me give you an heir, please, my body is desperate to give you a baby, please, please Bi-Han, I-I need your cum. I need to feel your icy load painting my unprotected womb white,” you tremble and shake from need with each deep hard thrust from the wraith. You don’t even care what you’re saying anymore, part of you is vaguely aware that you’re begging Bi-Han like a needy little bitch in heat, but his cock feels too good for you to care as you throw your head back and arch your back as his heavy, perfectly muscled body presses you into the mattress.
Noob Saibot lets out a shaky sigh, he’s heard you beg him for this so many times, but tonight, with you underneath him with your desperate, flushed expression he can’t help but give in, “you better not waste any of it, I expect your filthy little cunt to swallow every drop of my load, and you better give me a son, I won’t settle for a weak heir,” he grunts as he pounds into your tight, hot pussy.
You cry his name loudly, his words making your brain short circuit with desire, “oh please aì rén, I’ll give you the strongest son, he’ll be a powerful, unstoppable warrior just like you,” you pant out in between moans. Your toes curl and you bite your lip to try and stifle your cries as his cock continues to piston in and out of you, each thrust driving his thick-cock head against your cervix, the action sending full-body shudders throughout your entire body. “Oh fuck, fuck, fill me up, please paint my insides white!” You squeal before biting down on your lip hard enough to draw blood as a mix of blood and saliva drip down your chin and onto your heaving bosom. Your hands knot in the sheet below you as you teeter right on the edge of completion.
The wraith lets out a guttural groan as his hips falter as he dominates your hole with a few more erratic thrusts, “I’m going to fill you with so much cum you’re going to be choking on it,” he rasps as his blunt fingernails dig into the flesh of your supple hips. His hips stutter before he drives his cock all the way inside the tight confines of your hot pussy, burying it as deeply as he can before giving you a slight snarl as he empties his load inside your waiting cunt.
You scream his name as the wraith’s orgasm sends you over the edge, you pant and whimper as you feel the thick globs of cum pumping into you. Tears of satisfaction stream down your cheeks as you lay there completely at the wraith’s mercy, it feels so right, so perfect as you revel in each little twitch and pulse of his massive dick. “Th-thank you aì rén, that was so perfect, I won’t disappoint you, I swear,” you coo in a sweet, love-drunk voice.
The wraith makes no attempt to move, just laying on top of you, enjoying the warmth of your body, “just don’t make me regret it,” he grunts gruffly.
MK peeps while I'm on writing break send in comments of characters you want me to draw. Atm I'm finishing up Raiden and Morri-gan becuase why not but I wanna draw more. Please state which versions like. MK 1995 no conquest, 2021, MK11 and such. Otherwise I'm a default to my normal.
Plez I need things to draw
Bi-han X male Reader
So this is a continuations of @tomoka0013 bi-han x male reader fic. Becuase I really loved it and wanted to make something for it becuase they are one to my favourite writers. So enjoy. It's only short but I'm quite happy for my first time of writing Noob saibot Bi-han I haven't really done that before.
The day after
Bi-han woke to his body being in an almost agonising sting. His hand sore, his throat and back felt bruised and even lower hurt the most.
He lets out a whine as he moves grunting and groaning we he turns to see his lover. His sleepy eyes trail to the man before he goes to sit up.
"What the fuck!" He hisses as his body protest. His back aching his hand swollen as he looks to it. "Why the fuck is my thumb broken!?!" He yells waking his lover up.
He hears a small noise from the man before he speaks up. "Babe it's too early go the fuck back to sleep, got a headache" he grumbles pulling the blanket over his head.
Noob growls, his hands snaking under the blanket and up his lovers sides. He can feel his warm body shiver under his touch.
"Bi!, your hands are fucking cold!!" His lover yelps only to be pulled closer to him. "Tough shit, my thumbs broken and my Ass hurts becuase of you" the wraith growls into his lovers shoulder.
"You!, We're the one who wouldn't say no, I told you it would hurt. Told you that you would be sore. But nooo.. do you listen to me." He grumbles only to let out a hiss as Bi-han bites into his shoulder.
"I'm losing my patients with you qíng rén" he says moving back a little still wincing at the pain of his own body. His lover let's out a soft moan before trying to pull away from Noob.
"Baby, it's to early and you'll hurt yourself more" he mutters but Bi-han pays him no mind ad his hands begin to run up his lovers body.
"Perhaps this should be pay back for last night" he hums lips and teeth trailing his lovers neck again.
"Bi-han" his lover sighs his name, he let's out a groan moving again "That's it Yīngjùn de nánrén" noob whispers agaisnt his ear.
"You evil you know that Bi, absolulty evil" he huffs as the wraith moves his hands down his hips digging his nails into the soft flesh.
" bìzuǐ, be quite. This is pay back" Bi-han says his hands moving both in different directions. Once comes to wrap around his lovers throat while the other trails down further past his hips and under the waist band of his pants.
Bi-han bites down on his lovers shoulder again drawing blood this time. "NOPE.. time out Bi, no more that hurt liek a bitch" he groans out making the wraith grumble as he rolls off his lover.
"Fuck your teeth are sharp!, your gonna leave a fucking scar!" The man hissed feeling blood trickle down his chest. "Yuánliàng wǒ shānghàile nǐ" noob says seriousness coming back to him as he looks over his lover he presses a soft kiss to the man's shoulder blood spreading across his lips.
"Your fucking enjoying this aren't you" he mumbles. Noob looks up to his lover. "Now we can both suffer" he says with a smirk crosses his bloody lips.
"You Are insufferable" he mutters to the wraith as he pulls him in for a kiss. It's soft and gentle something they didn't often do.
"You love it" Bi-han whispers agaisnt his lips causing the other man to groan. Pulling him back down so that he could lay across the wraith.
"Only gods know why"
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qíng rén = lover / sweetheart
Yīngjùn de nánrén = handsome man
bìzuǐ = shut up!
Yuánliàng wǒ shānghàile nǐ = Forgive me for hurting you.
Ok ok se me está olvidando que tengo Tumblr y que debo poner algo.
At your service, busty lord monster
Imagine living like a king someday.
Sektor move, it's my turn, I know how to make milkshakes and chocolate cookies.
Now if I listen closely, I can probably hear a hundred Bi-Han/Noob Saibot enjoyers screaming “THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE” right abt now
(I should know. I’m one too tbh lmao)
Normal ass people in MK mobile: probably leveling up or some shit, collecting characters
My dumbass: I need to have the prettiest banner in all of the land and must change theme every week or so
Who was going to tell me that one of the voice actors for Taka was the same guy who voices fucking NOOB SAIBOT IN MK11?!?!?!!?
Everytime I think of an MK11 rewrite this is basically my idea for the Lin Kuei's story:
How many characters can I put into this one?
Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I'm feeling lonely🎶
Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶
Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶
Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶
Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶
All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶
Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶
Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kabal: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Reptile: 🎶yes, they're all so perfect🎶
Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶
Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶
Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶
Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss 'em. So they can be big and strong🎶
Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶
Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I've got more than 32🎶
Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶
Noob saibot: hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello darkness my old friend!
How many characters can I put into this one?
Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶
Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶
Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶
Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶
Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶
All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶
Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶
Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶
Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶
Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶
Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶
Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶
Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶
Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶
Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶
Noob: Hello, brother. Havik and I figured out the *perfect* gift for you this year.
Kuai liang: aw, you didn't have to get me anything
Noob: dammit, havik, he figured it out.
I thought of making this drawing when I saw Noob's animality, so here is chibi noob Saibot with Sareena
Noob and Sareena demon version, they are the perfect couple
Bi Han can't leave without taking his gothic girl
