Phantom Makes The Mistake Of Creating A Twitter Account. The Problem With This Is That His New Phone

Phantom makes the mistake of creating a Twitter account. The problem with this is that his new phone (which he made himself out of spite to be indestructible) was powered by ectoplasm and had the ability to communicate in the Infinite Realms.

What Danny didn't plan was for it to be able to access the Twitter of all dimensions and realitys through the Infinite Realms. He was having a nice rant to Red Huntress over Twitter (anyone who interacts with his posts can be seen throughout the multiverse too) when this guy called Nightwing got all concerned and started asking wierd questions like, "Your pelt?!?!?" "Who is your mentor?" "Why can't we track you?" As if that one wasn't concerning and "What do you mean you've never heard of the Justice League?!"

Needless to say everyone in the DC universe is concerned and desperately trying to find these little vigilante children before they get themselves killed.

Phantom has taken to sharing pictures of Amity Park and his enemies and explaining things on his Twitter and every time he does it gets worse and worse. Danny is taking sadistic glee in tormenting them with the terrible reality of his afterlife.

i like to think that batblob ups the creepy cryptid antics around the uninitiated just to freak them out.

like dick, jason, alfred, they're all used to his general weirdness, but when superman comes to the batcave and meets the batblob for the first time, that's when the real tomfuckery begins.

at first, superman doesn't see anything too out of the ordinary, considering that this is batman we're talking about. he is, however, caught off guard when batman just sorta melts out of his chair and slithers towards him like some sort of slime monster to introduce himself.

and things only get weirder from there. nightwing is just casually chatting with superman as batblob moves along his neck and shoulders like a python. for some reason, superman finds that batblob has almost octopus level elasticity as he can squeeze himself through just about anything. alfred brings out a bag of shredded cheese for batblob, who just sort of absorbs it into his body and continues working.

superman later grows to love batblob's inherent creature tendencies, but that first day weirded him out quite a bit.

i love reading the replies to ao3 status tweets you see the most deranged people on the planet

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

AU where Jotaro goes to Italy for Part 5.

That’s it, that’s the AU

Because this man is legally not allowed to have a break

Highlights include:

Scaring the SHIT out of Giorno when he tries to take his luggage. He just stops time and gets into the car when Gio tries to drive away

ends up sort of joining Passione. He never takes the test, nor does he ever officially join, Giorno just says Jotaro is going to help with his plan and Bucci ends up just going with it

is just Perpetually Tired the whole time. Nothing surprises or scares him, the man is unshakable. His pain tolerance is through the fucking roof. He gets shot once and barely blinks

when asked about it he just stares them dead in the eye and says completely blank “I’ve been fighting Stand Users since I was 17. I made my first direct kill at 17 by punching his leg so hard the force split him in half and then I watched his corpse disintegrate to make sure he was dead. I forced my heart to stop for several minutes with my Stand. The longest I’ve gone without fighting another Stand User since then is a month.” and then just goes back to doing whatever he was doing

ends up being able to keep the Time Stop thing under wraps for a pretty good amount of time. As far as the gang is aware, Star Plat is just Fast And Hits Like Several Bullet Trains

the only time the team have ever seen him display any kind of vaguely positive emotion was when Giorno made some fish in a glass of water because he was bored

Jotaro’s time stop being a pretty good foil against Diavlo’s time skip but also vice versa. Things get chaotic fast with those two

speaking of which, Jotaro goes A P E S H I T when Diavlo almost donuts Bucciarati. Like, all inhibitions gone, he is now Out For This Man’s Fucking Life. Because I’m making this Everyone Lives

Why can't Danny's friends and family come back as ghosts after they croak? I've read multiple fanfics where they die and just don't get to come back in the ghosts zone

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy seeing the ghost child go through several layers of angst and pain, but shouldn't his friends and family come back as ghosts? I've seen headcanons that claim Amity Park has high levels of ecto energy and that's why there's so many ghosts and why it's so common people who die turn into one. So, shouldn't they also be able to come back as one?

Imagine the humor potential there. Resident ghost hunters jack and Maddie now have their world's flipped as they now realize "oh fuck. We ghosts now. What do?". Or perhaps they're weirdly into it and begin delving deep into ghost research as ghosts

Danny won't have to worry about hiding his ghost identity because his family are ghosts now, so he probably won't have to worry about being vivisected. Plus, he probably won't turn into Dan as he still technically has a family, minus the pulse and flesh