I Like To Think That Batblob Ups The Creepy Cryptid Antics Around The Uninitiated Just To Freak Them

i like to think that batblob ups the creepy cryptid antics around the uninitiated just to freak them out.

like dick, jason, alfred, they're all used to his general weirdness, but when superman comes to the batcave and meets the batblob for the first time, that's when the real tomfuckery begins.

at first, superman doesn't see anything too out of the ordinary, considering that this is batman we're talking about. he is, however, caught off guard when batman just sorta melts out of his chair and slithers towards him like some sort of slime monster to introduce himself.

and things only get weirder from there. nightwing is just casually chatting with superman as batblob moves along his neck and shoulders like a python. for some reason, superman finds that batblob has almost octopus level elasticity as he can squeeze himself through just about anything. alfred brings out a bag of shredded cheese for batblob, who just sort of absorbs it into his body and continues working.

superman later grows to love batblob's inherent creature tendencies, but that first day weirded him out quite a bit.

First Post! Maybe I’ll be more active here since Twitter went to shit.

Ghost pokemon! I’ll be finishing this project as soon the new game is released! I hope you like it!

Music by the musical ghost!

I had an idea whilst scrolling the Nicktoons Unite tag. What if there was a similar premise...but for Roosterteeth. Featuring characters from RWBY, Red vs Blue, Nomad of Nowhere, and Camp Camp. Imagine the possibilities! I'mma ramble for a bit, I think this sounds cool. Think I'll tag this as Roosterteeth Remix or something

The story all starts with Ruby walking around Beacon Academy (I refuse to believe anything past season 3 exists), and things are relatively normal until voids start appearing out of nowhere. And out those voids appears bounty hunters from Nomad of Nowhere, starting to swarm the place trying to catch people, mostly faunus, for their "evil magic". Ruby has no clue what's going on, but fights the group away. During the fight, the rest of the team join in and fight with Ruby. In the middle of the battle, a void appears below the group and drags them away to parts unknown, whilst a voice whispers into Ruby's ear about dimensions colliding

When the team begins to reemerge from the void, they're suddenly dumped into a desert near a town. Confused, they walk to it, and talk to the locals. In the middle of their travels, Blake would spot a pair of wanted posters for a man with no pupils and a woman with firey orange hair. Perhaps this person was responsible for the merging? As she examines the posters, her ears would perk up as she would spot one of her friends using their semblance, driving the people around them into a panic. That's how they would discover magic was pretty much banned where they are and hightail it out there, but then get labeled as criminals. In the middle of the chaos, the Nomad and Skout would appear, confused to all hell. To add to the chaos, another void appears and the white fang walk out, followed Roman and Neo. The Nomad would be forced to confront the group, but would be majorly caught off guard when he sees other people using their semblance, which he would confuse for magic. As he struggles, team RWBY appears and assists the Nomad and Skout (and maybe Toth if she were forced to join them). Maybe there'd be conflict between Blake and The Nomad as she has seen the water poster, but would form a bond when she learns that he was chased away for being different, for having magic.

Anyway, void appears again and drops everyone into blood Gulch, where they meet the red and blue teams, but end up on opposite sides. Caboose welcomes the new friends with open arms, while others like Wisconsin are hesitant over the new faces. In the middle of the battle, another void appears and out steps a familiar face to the red and blue team. The Meta returns, holding several Dust crystals. And not just that, but he has a friends with him. Several more voids appear, and out through them step out several Grimm, tamed by the Meta. Now the teams have to suddenly team up in the middle of battle along with several strangers. As they somehow win the battle, another void appears and drags away the team again, taking several Red vs Blue members with them.

You know the drill, now the gang seems to appear in a camp site. A sense of normalcy for once. The Nomad and Skout are having emotions because they've never seen so much nature in years or ever, team RWBY are having a moment because holy shit a world not devastated by Grimm, while the Red and Blue team just take in the view. Some walking later, they meet David, who seems cheery and willing to give them shelter. The team suddenly thinks they can lay low for a bit...until the weirdness of Camp Camp starts to happen. Max' multiple attempts to ditch the camp, the wild shit the campers get up to, and how the camp seems to constantly be in danger. And then, take a wild guess, another void appears. And who else steps out but Daniel, and walking next to him is none other than Don Paragon and the Dandy lions. They have several kids captured and are about to harm them...until David steps in and knocks out Don Paragon one punch, looking pissed. He starts talking about how he won't let some randos hurt the kids under his watch and stands next team good guy, ready to pummel some ass.

Now, after all the dimension hopping and hopping between their own worlds multiple times, they finally make a stop in a single lab. A very red lab with two people. A man in a lab coat and and a man with a shotgun leg. That's right, this whole mess was accidentally caused by wiz and Boomstick from Death Battle. Wiz is trying to fix up his recent fuck up, which was accidentally creating a monster merging dimensions for his own amusement.

There are SO MANY other small interactions that can happen, but I'll talk about them in another post. This was just an overview of the idea

This that new Tinkaton poke-tumblr is obsessed with?

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Tom and Maddie Wachowski vs. Shadow

I've been thinking a lot about this idea after seeing the brilliant comic by @smallpwbbles found here. How are the three of these aliens going to fight Shadow in movie three? It's a complicated situation, especially seeing as Shadow is such a deeply tragic character who has lost those he's loved.

He's filled with so much rage and grief that there's very little these three may be able to do to persuade him to stop. And the idea of causing him any harm... I don't know if they'd be able to do it in good conscious. They've all lost people. They've all gained.

HOW-FUCKING-EVER

Maddie and Tom???

They sure as hell can go face to face with Shadow.

Is it because they want to beat this child up? No.

Is it because they're great at hand to hand combat? No!

Is it because they have superpowers? Yes. In fact, they have the most precious superhero power Green Hills has ever seen.

They've raised three alien kids. Two of whom are teenagers.

You think they're going to put up with this?

NO!

Their house has officially become a war zone. They have wonderful, great moments, but they also have a child who punches coffee machines because they burnt Mother's hand. They have another child who has the IQ the reaches the fucking moon but has a full on breakdown if he can't open a peanut butter jar. They've got a middle child who causes world wide blackouts because he got a C on his math test.

THEY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SHADOW'S SHIT.

Shadow is going to show up, ready to fight, and before Sonic or Knuckles or Tails can do anything, Maddie and Tom would already be marching up to his ass like, "what do you think you're doing!?"

Shadow: ... trying to avenge who I've lost by destroying the world.

Tom: This is not how we express our feelings!

Shadow: You cannot tell me what to do, foolish human!

Tom: Excuse me?

Maddie: Oh you did not just say that.

Shadow: [realizing he's made a mistake and not sure how] 😰

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: OOOOOH SOMEONE'S IN TROOOUUUBBLLEEE

Maddie: That's it! Go to your room!

Shadow: I don't have a room!

Maddie: You do now. Congratulations. You're a Wachowski. Now get your ass inside and no TV for a week.

Shadow: THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

Maddie and Tom's experience as parents to these three qualifies them as top tier superheroes, the Avengers could never, and G.U.N needs to put some respect on their names.