Kenji: Im The Smartest, Wisest, Most Contempt Person That I Know.

Kenji: I’m the smartest, wisest, most contempt person that I know.

Darius: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Kenji: I paid for my Mars bar, I’m getting my fucking Mars bar

Sammy: You just jumped out of a moving plane instead of talking to me about your feelings.

Yaz: Don’t exaggerate the air sucked me out like a vacuum

Sammy: You hit the ground and started running.

Lassie: Do you know what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Shawn, flashback to the time he ate a whole family sized bag of doritos in one sitting: god, I sure do

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Luca: Alberto used to think he was indestructible

Alberto: Well, it added up. I’ve never broken anything, I’ve never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Guilia, tell him the story about the really heavy door

Guilia: It was a really heavy door. He opened it

Alberto: On *one* pull!

Jason: So, how’d you know you were bisexual?

Percy: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Jason: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Jason: wait.