Incorrect Jwcc Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.

Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?

Ben: I don’t know, both of you?

Kenji: No, you can only save one

Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer

Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Kenji: It’s a family heirloom

Ben: I’m leaving

Kenji: I’m the smartest, wisest, most contempt person that I know.

Darius: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Kenji: I paid for my Mars bar, I’m getting my fucking Mars bar

Sammy: You just jumped out of a moving plane instead of talking to me about your feelings.

Yaz: Don’t exaggerate the air sucked me out like a vacuum

Sammy: You hit the ground and started running.

Ben: I have a plan

Yaz: thank god

Ben: It involves fire—

Yaz: absolutely not

Kenji: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY at camp doesn’t mean you get to ruin MY experience!

Ben: I fell off a monorail and was attacked by PTERODONS

Ben: Brooklynn? Didn’t you die?

Brooklynn: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.