Freckle: Problem, I Cant Tell If This Food Is Oversauced Or Undercooked

Freckle: Problem, I can’t tell if this food is oversauced or undercooked

Ivy: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There’s at least a 50% chance that’ll fix it, right?

Freckle: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time

Rocky: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Ivy: …put it away

I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to do myself or not so here’s an OC!!

@ everyone!!

I FOUND ANOTHER PICREW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: TAG GAME

link here :3

Tagging (with no pressure ofc): @humanitys-strongest-bamf @romantichomicide95 @postwarlevi @the-milk-anon @happybird16 @roseofdarknessblog @wyvernslovecake @leviismybby @icansmellsouls and anyone else I might have missed!! (Msg me if you'd like to join (or be taken off, it doesn't bother me either way!) my tag list for picrews and tags games!!)

I think that we should stop criminalizing pirating and I wish the government would give everyone $50,000 every month no matter what and I think that people should stop treating sex workers like they're scum of the earth and I wish that we all cared a little more about artists and musicians and dancers and writers and I think we should stop acting like gender and sexuality is the same for everybody and I think we should all steal a little more

Freckle: I have a bad feeling about this...

Rocky: What do you mean?

Freckle: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Rocky: No?

Ivy: That actually explains so much.

Freckle: *coughs up dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

Rocky: *is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in his stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs

that’s what they all say. i think. i’ve never heard anyone say that actually

like i know my mutuals don’t look like their icons but also yes they do