Freckle: Problem, I Cant Tell If This Food Is Oversauced Or Undercooked

Freckle: Problem, I can’t tell if this food is oversauced or undercooked

Ivy: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There’s at least a 50% chance that’ll fix it, right?

Freckle: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time

Rocky: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Ivy: …put it away

‘Those kids who actually liked the books they made you read in English class’

Okay, almost all fandoms have specific names for the fan base. Do we have one of those, or are we just those people whom like lord of the flies?

that’s what they all say. i think. i’ve never heard anyone say that actually

like i know my mutuals don’t look like their icons but also yes they do

He told me my fish would die, the next day, DEAD

Guys can we get a lyric chain for We Don't Talk About Bruno? Pls?

I'll start-

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

We don't talk about Bruno

But

I think that we should stop criminalizing pirating and I wish the government would give everyone $50,000 every month no matter what and I think that people should stop treating sex workers like they're scum of the earth and I wish that we all cared a little more about artists and musicians and dancers and writers and I think we should stop acting like gender and sexuality is the same for everybody and I think we should all steal a little more

Freckle: I relate to Belle because I love books and like people for who they are!

Rocky: I relate to Tinkerbell because I need attention or I die.