My Mission In This Game It's Just To Give Caroline Flowers Everyday While Simultaneously Trying To Woo

my mission in this game it's just to give caroline flowers everyday while simultaneously trying to woo her daughter

just found out the real reason caroline is so bothered by abigail's purple hair GIRL-

I'm screaming her motivations are basically

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like imagine your daughter just having this weird ass personality driving you up the wall everyday and you know it was that fucker that only contributed with the sperm's fault

abigail, munching on quartz: it's just an rpg game mom, look im the wizard

caroline, taking a deep breath: I'm gonna bibbidi bobbidi boo his ass into the curb-

just found out the real reason caroline is so bothered by abigail's purple hair GIRL-

I'm screaming her motivations are basically

IM CRYING WHAT IN THE PAPER RINGS IS THISSSSSS FUCK ROMEO AND JULIET I WANT WHAT THESE BITCHES HAVE

when evelyn hugo said "here's what we will do. we will look each other in the eye and we will hold hands and we will say what's in our hearts and we will promise to be there for each other. we don't need any government documents or witnesses or religious approval" and when dani clayton said "here's the thing: you're my best friend and the love of my life and I don't know how much time we have left but however much it is I wanna spend it with you. and I know we can't technically get married but I also don't really care. we can wear the rings, and we'll know"

Totally legit quote by @incorrectevillious

Also, Kiril and Irina are part of my favourite characters list