It Was Funnier In My Head.... - Tumblr Posts

KO: Ugh... Since BreakDown joined the AllSpark it's been undearable here. I even stopped going to a drive-in theatres.

Shockwave: Will a good movie decrease your whinning and increase your productivity?

KO: Mayby...

[*Watching human centipede*]

Shockwave: Inspiring...

ody: ohhh ummm I have bad news for you sis

ctimene (ody's sister and probably eurylochus's wife): what?

ody: everyone who has a husband step forward

ctimene: *steps*

ody: not so fast girl

telemachus: i got in a fight and i didn't die!!! you're the best!!!

athena, who had trained/helped the most powerful and famous heroes of greece, including odysseus: wow... the bar is so much lower than i have ever expected...

Me when the temperature at home drop by one degree because I can get cold easily:

I'm sorry for that

GIF version

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

Ayyyy big man Phillll

Yo is that me in the picture too?? /j

doing some old tumblr reqs so have a philza minecraft B]

just found out the real reason caroline is so bothered by abigail's purple hair GIRL-

I'm screaming her motivations are basically

She should've been more clear

one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

Decided to show my OCs cuz why not:

I don't know how often I'll draw them but just know that they exist👍

Me on my way to start a story/fanfic:

Me when I realize I have to actually write the story/fanfic:

Okay but what if Narinder had zoomies

Okay but what if Narinder had zoomies

Have anyone done this yet