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You’ll be missed
Good luck on your road trip with the Archivist, Sam
Part 20 in a nutshell
I made this in like, 2 days. My butt hurts akdnakfs
Even turning into lovecraftian horror won't let you escape from the horrors of public transport.
Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.
Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.
One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.
“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”
He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.”
The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.
I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?
Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?
I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.
The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.
save me mitsuaya......
the yapper has been sentenced to the bag
Faroe as a little firelight :,)
me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:
the humble parentheses:
Guys how am I supposed to stop reblogging every post I see about these two !!
ur my rock star 💚💘
They are so cute, what would I do without them <3
Save me green lesbians
I love them sosososmuch
Oh love it ! So now we have the jarchivist, the garchivist and the gwarchivist. Please keep expanding the collection.
i saw a gwen archivist au and now my brain keeps saying “gwarchivist” i can’t stop fucking laughing
Jonah Magnus sent that twink to get vored by a taxi because he felt threatened in his position as everyone's sugarbaby.
I had to replay that moment several times to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, it was hilarious.
sorry but Lena Kelley and by extension Gwen are losing their fucking minds over this minister it's always minister minister minister ooooh what's the minister going to say what terrible things will he do if he finds a single flaw in our department and you're telling me the minister is trevor fucking herbert
Having recently climbed ladders that were fixed on bluffs hundreds of meter from the ground, I understand Mike Crew liking to send annoying people on infinitely tall ladders.
« Oh so you’ve decided to be a mild inconvenience to me ? I think not. Go reflect about what you just did on the ladder. »
Seems like an ideal solution to solve my problems.
malevolent liveshow that's just harlan guthrie up on stage talking to himself while quickly changing hats
Mammalovent
In my head that’s like… 50% of the reason Martin doesn’t want John to know his thoughts in season 5