Elias: Jon If You Go Into The Lonely After Martin, You Will Probably D-

Elias: Jon if you go into the lonely after martin, you will probably d-

Elias:... and he’s already gone 

Who needs friends when you have radiation coursing through your veins

I need a moment to talk about the weird meta-narrative trope of podcasts having podcast creators in them

Like seriously you see it in the podcasts that are supposed to recording and stuff. like "king falls am" or "the Magnus archives" and also a little bit and "kakos industries" (although I think that that's more just a self deprecating joke) but seriously this can't keep happening we can't keep having podcasts within podcasts it's too much for my little soul to handle. I had to hear my sweet blessed Jonathan make a "Casper mattress" joke, this has to end.

My English teacher in the middle of class just walked over to the  recycling bin picked up a pile of papers and took them back to his desk while continuing to talk the whole time.

HE DID NOT ADDRESS THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT, THERE WILL BE NO CONTEXT. 

HELP     

My friend: I just wish we could have media with two people of opposite genders who don't get together in the end.

Me, fully agreeing with her but seeing my opportunity: I just wish we could have media where with two people of the same gender who don't not get together at the end.

My friend: did you say that so you can talk about Samwise and Frodo again?

Me: obviously yes, I just...

I need to find someone who get as excited about blue corn chips as I do

I just really like them