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ITS TIME!!
behold
lord of the rings memes have returned
Probably because there's so much stuff that we can make memes of now ehehahsghah
HAVE A PHENOMENAL DAY
lotr + text posts <3
My favourite LotR headcanon is that the existence of hobbits implies the existence of bits, creatures so small they are harder to find than someone wearing the One Ring.
I misread someone’s “I don’t own the Silmarillion” disclaimer as “I don’t own the Silmarils” and legit my only thought was a heartfelt “good” as though the Silmarils are a real thing and all of us are in constant danger of being murdered by the Sons of Fëanor if we don’t tell everyone on the internet we don’t own them
Finally, I found right definition for my gender
joking, of course
Halbrand be jammin’
Когда твоё пророчество тебе сулит лишь жизнь только в крепкой мужской Cumпании.
When the prophercy predicts you only life in a strong male company.
-Stupid prophercy! I don't even have a girlfriend.
-There is no better vagina than anal comrade :D
-Back off! I have heterosexual grief.
Wait my Lady:
Stop Bitch:
(i just think that could happen on some point)
I just wanted to draw Saruman with an IKEA shark
spoilers for The Children of Húrin ahead
so yeah I finished reading the Children of Húrin today and oh Túrin, like 90% of your problems wouldn't have happened if you didn't choose violence 1 (one) time
Go on, fellow nerds… What would be your weapon of choice???
This is absolutely amazing!!! Made my day! I love this idea!
I finally made the fellowship some modern au picrew characters! Behold:
Freddo the Frog (Frodo)
-mullet boi
-“please will you take this frog i have too many”
-Lives in baggy hoodies
-been through too much
-exists off of panic attacks and harmonicas
-loves frogs
Samantha (Sam)
-bee boy
-just wants to eat potatoes fr
-excellent cook
-cottagecore
-too pure for this world
-freddo frog’s husband
-the mum friend
Theres more ⬇️
Merry Poppins
-“bruh”
-is constantly in hospital from doing something stupid
-has never felt romantic attraction in his life and doesn’t want to
-tweedledumb
-idiot number 1
-soulmates with pipe’n
-high out of his mind
Pipe’n (pippin)
-tweedledumber
-also too pure for this world
-chaotic good
-doesn’t know why he’s there but is thrilled anyway
-is very pretty but nobody realises :(
-demiromantic
-is also in hospital with merry poppins and probably aided in putting him in hospital
-idiot number 2
-also high out of his mind
-absolute menace when drunk
-arguably the best of the hobbits in the fellowship
Aragay (aragorn)
-bisexual disaster
-constantly sleep deprived
-chronically outside
-has fabulous hair idc what you say
-broromir’s husband
-probably on meth tbh
-drinks 12 espressos a day
-shares his jumper (sweater for Americans) with broromir
-very swag
-the second best hobbit father
-what every man should be
Broromir
-the bisexual disaster’s bisexual disaster
-aragay’s husband
-jock
-also has fabulous hair
-father is a crackhead
-the first best hobbit father
-people should love him more
-wears aragay’s “sweater” religiously
-dog whisperer
-looks like he could kill you but is really a cinnamon roll
-did not deserve to die
-never skips leg day
Gimlegend
-short king
-natural sprinter
-nobody tosses a dwarf
-super underrated
-married to legman
-would give superb hugs
-an actual legend
-drinks iron brew
-not so good with leg day
Legman (legolas)
-owns a collection of my little pony magazines
-sassy asshole
-doesn’t even need leg day (he is the legman himself)
-fabulous hair guy number three
-takes 45 minutes to shower
-takes “which disney princess are you” quizzes on buzfeed
-married to gimlegend
-secretly besties with his father
-aragay’s wingman
-the third bisexual disaster but not as disastrous
-has started at least three house fires
-20/20 vision
-they’re taking the hobbits to isengard