I Really Want To Commend Alexander J Newell And Lydia Nicholas For Creating A Character And Story Line

I really want to commend Alexander j Newell and Lydia Nicholas for creating a character and story line so emotionally compelling that now every time I see a drawing or a post about Sasha Racket I start to cry.

I'm not exaggerating on that.

every time I go into her Tumblr tag I think "this is the time that I'll be okay." but I always burst into tears.

Jonny, releasing mag 159, calling to all the Jonmartin shippers: 

“Come get y’all juice!”

all of us, very consciously not thinking about how he has said many times that martin isn’t going to be okay:

 “thank you, you have given us the sustenance we need.”

The circle k employees at my local circle k know me and they DO NOT like me

Okay so, one or twice a week I go into circle k for a polar pop because they are only 90 cents, I never get ice, I make a mix of most of the fruit sodas, and I fill it like super full. The employees do not like this and they glare at me while I'm paying which was fine, except now they've started glaring when I walk into the store as if to say "that nasty soda freak is back". Also one time I bought a homeless man a burrito and a coffee and the girl was visibly angry that I did this.

I need a moment to talk about the weird meta-narrative trope of podcasts having podcast creators in them

Like seriously you see it in the podcasts that are supposed to recording and stuff. like "king falls am" or "the Magnus archives" and also a little bit and "kakos industries" (although I think that that's more just a self deprecating joke) but seriously this can't keep happening we can't keep having podcasts within podcasts it's too much for my little soul to handle. I had to hear my sweet blessed Jonathan make a "Casper mattress" joke, this has to end.

So a prophet told me I would be killed in a Denny's and my friends keep telling me not to go to Denny's but I really want a chocolate peanut butter milkshake and sausages, so...

A man in a business suit runs across the lobby of my father's work building, just as he reaches his turn he accidentally flings the water bottle he is holding a few feet away. The man picks up the water bottle and quickly lookes around to see if anyone has noticed there's a guy at the security desk but he's talking to the security man so he doesn't see, the business suit man was relieved he thinks that no one sees him make this Grievous mistake, I see what you did business suit man I know what you did business suit man, I see your mistake and I know about it.