This Is My Life Now.

This is my life now.

There are some many of her.

We must stop calling the alligator Loki, croki. It is not a crocodile, it is an alligator, they are distinct animals. I beg you, I implore you, do not do this thing.

NOT ZOLF,

ALEXANDER,

NOT ZOLF,

ANYONE ELSE!

(except Wilde also not Wilde)

This is what I imagine the pitch for MAG184 was like:

Jonny:"I'm doing an episode about ants,"

Alex:"oh, okay. Is there an avatar in this one?"

"yes it's, well it's uh... It's gonna sounds silly when I say it,"

"it's okay go ahead,"

"it's the ants,"

"all of them?"

"yes... It'll be cool I promise,"

"great,"

"also I want to put my friend Tim in it,"

"yep, sure."

The best part about going to culinary school is when I come home with food and I text my roommates something like "descend, there are treats," and then they all slowly make their way into the kitchen to have some of the bean soup or whatever the fuck, because like I'm not going to eat it I'm to tired from the four to six hour lab I just did but still I don't have to worry about it not being eaten, it's a perfect system.

I watched "antiviral" last night for the first time and I knew straight away that it had a weird micro-fandom, which I am very glad about. What I did not expect was that every trans person who sees this film looks at Syd March and starts jumping up and down and pointing and shouting "transgender!" At him, I'm elated to get this news. I was worried I was the only one.