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A blog full of Mesopotamian Polytheism, anthropology nerdery, and writer moods. Devotee of Nisaba. Currently obsessed with: the Summa Perfectionis.

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On Nisaba: Epithets

On Nisaba: Epithets

This is just a quick way to dust my brain of ideas before bed, but also a thing I've been interested in. I should be a good scribe and list sources, do some superscript numbers, and all that jazz. I am a sleepy scribe who needs to earn money in the morning, so I'm taking shortcuts like a college student.

Historical terms used for Nisaba:

Mother of the Burning

Priestess of the Country

Purity-Adorned

Noble Lady whose body is the flecked barley

Splendid Radiance

Righteous Wild Cow

Exceedingly Wise

Foremost of the Land

Righteous woman

Woman who swells with joy

Lady who radiates

Exalted Scribe of An

Land-Registrar of Enlil

Beautiful Woman

Lady Colored Like The Stars

Dragon Emerging in Glory at the Festival

Lady Of Broad Wisdom

Lady of the Protective Spirits

Lady of the House of Wisdom

She whose Heart knows Counting

Throne-Bearer of Ninlil

These are not all limited to her, but they have been used to reference her. Her "spheres" if you want to be picky about it are barley, astronomy, mathematics, the act of writing, and literature among other things. There are nuances to her, as with most people.

UPG epithets:

Goddess of Information Technology

Great Librarian

Keeper of the Book of Names

She Who Holds the Book of Life

Lady with hair like mulberry silk

Lady of the Gold Standard

She who is the beauty of the reed wedge pressed into clay

She who dwells in the college coffee shops

Dragon of the book-hoard

Lady of the printing press

She who speaks multitudinous tongues

She who dwells in binary code

Also as a side note, please appreciate the pun in my offering apples and blackberries. In my experience she has a preference for vanilla, too. Check out the chemical breakdown of books as they age and you'll find some vanillin, which is involved in that sacrosanct "book smell". Also almonds, which I'll be trying soon.

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6 years ago

If I might cut in to this waltz:

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The main reason my altar(s) are so pared down is because, if you haven't glanced over my blog, I'm car-homeless. I would like my devotional spaces, if and when I choose to share them, to be an example of what you can do even when you have nothing. They are not to be used to disparage other people's religious choices.

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I am not practically an ascetic by choice, though there is nothing wrong with choosing that path. I reiterate: I'm homeless. Before that, I was rather literally in the closet, and I used a set of shoe cubbies as my altar.

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My dream endgoal is actually a cedar shed behind my eventual house. Stone flooring, bead curtains, statuary, peacock feathers, flowers. Copper offering vessels, ridiculously expensive cuneiform tablets from Etsy, lamassu statues from a museum gift shop in Berlin, star maps and barley sheaves and lanterns. Everything with a meaning, a purpose. A certain amount of personal pride, sure. But I want that space FOR MY GODS.

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Because I'm a visual person, an artist, and when I'm in love with someone or something I kiss their ring while throwing the contents of my wallet in their general direction. Also, I write a lot of sappy poetry. Hence my blog.

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Live and let live. Be in good health, and don't cause yourself such undue stress at the sight of a post on the internet that you proceed to stalk the person like some sort of offended ekimmu. At the very least, there are better things to obsess over, like the influence of the printing press on the Protestant Reformation, or whether all that we see or seem is aught but a dream within a dream.

you say for the shrines don’t focus on elaborate displays? everything is secondary? listen to your own advice then

Hello again hate anon. I’m assuming this is in reference to my comments on @mastabas-and-mushussu altar?

Let’s use your BS hatred to teach others for a moment:

🔹An altar/ shrine can be as little as one wants or as large as one wants.

🔹An altar/shrine can have the bare necessities or have many additional objects and tools. Or only representations as a space to be a focal point for the Gods.

🔹An altar/shrine can be in a plain clean spot or it can be decked out with decorations.

🔹An altar/shrine can be a practical simple space for the person’s religion or it can be a piece of art.

🔹Altars / Shrines will also take different forms based on different traditions. Not everyone is the same.

🔹Someone else’s altars or shrines are no one else’s business. No one, I repeat no one, has the right to look at someone elses altar/shrine and say “thats wrong.” Or as you said in the last ask “gaudy” and “not focused on the gods”

🔹Any altar/shrine made with sincerity and love towards the Gods is acceptable and beautiful.

Mine are a personal piece of art, are very decorated, and usually have more than the minimum necessities on it. However, this isn’t always the case.

My altars can be elaborate:

You Say For The Shrines Dont Focus On Elaborate Displays? Everything Is Secondary? Listen To Your Own

Or only have the bare requirements of offering vessels and basic ‘tools’:

You Say For The Shrines Dont Focus On Elaborate Displays? Everything Is Secondary? Listen To Your Own

Or are tiny and plain without all the tools but are simply a shrine space I make for the Gods:

You Say For The Shrines Dont Focus On Elaborate Displays? Everything Is Secondary? Listen To Your Own
You Say For The Shrines Dont Focus On Elaborate Displays? Everything Is Secondary? Listen To Your Own

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Here are excerpts from a post I wrote about altars awhile back:

“ […] My altar and my idols are my everything inreligion. Prayers, offerings, any rituals, all come as a package deal to maintain my altar which is my relationship to the Gods. The importance to me is simply not fully describable, kind of like sometimes people can’t fully describe other spiritual experiences.”

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“Some say that the gods can be anywhere they want to be, at any time, which I agree with. But animating an Idol makes the God tangible & visible, in my mundane, physical space. No astral, or dreams, or meditation; they are there [on the altar] and I am charged with taking care of this gift they have blessed me with.”

What are your tips for maintaining an altar for a...
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Anonymous said: What are your tips for maintaining an altar for a deity or group of deities? How often do you suggest changing water or bury

My altars are for the Gods. The piece of artwork, as I describe it, is specifically for the Gods. In all ways, it is offered to them and meant for them. If I want to craft one that is super simple or extra elaborate is none of your business. Altars are one of the fundamental necessary aspects of my religion. They are the core representation of my relationship with the Gods— just as the idols were to the ancient Sumerians. You know absolutely nothing anon, take a hike.

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Previous hate BS: https://michi-izkur-ereshkigal.tumblr.com/post/179488659203/your-altars-are-too-gaudy-and-not-focused-on-gods

Also, I have a side blog where I keep my altar related posts only, because they are important to me. My Altar Timeline


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