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Category: F/F
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Relationship: Rafa Martez/Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Ahsoka Tano, Rafa Martez, Trace Martez
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Enemies to Lovers, or more specifically:, something about you rubs me the wrong way to, you’re infuriating but i suppose i respect you to, maybe i was wrong about some of the assumptions i made about you to, i want you to shove me against a wall and kiss me until i can’t breathe
Summary:
Rafa doesn’t know what the person she’s meeting looks like, but it doesn’t matter. There’s only one person they can be.
She's wearing a well fitted suit in a medium blue with a black shirt and towering black heels. She stands out in the lower levels just by nature of owning something so nice, but she doesn’t look bothered or worried by the side glances she's receiving, and Rafa can’t tell if it’s because she doesn’t notice or because she trusts herself to handle anyone that wants to make an issue of her presence here.
or: Rafa was just looking for a way to make some quick credits. She is in no way prepared to meet Ahsoka.
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i was originally trying to get this done for @star-wars-wlweek day 5 (enemies to lovers) or day 6 (fake dating), but that very much did not happen LMAO. this is so embarrassingly late, but i invested so much time into it that i was like: fuck it i’ll just post anyway. hope you enjoy if you give it a go!! thanks!!
The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
Judge magazine, July 1921
(Originally from the Wisconsin Octopus)
my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”
But imagine how little Harry James Potter felt during a casual breakfast with the Weasleys during the summer at the Burrow between first and second year as he chews on another piece of sausage at Mrs. Weasley’s insistence and he compliments her hat and she cheerfully says, “Oh, well, thank you, dear, Mr. Weasley got it for me for Christmas” and he perks up and says, “Oh! How was Romania?” and she just blinks and asks, “Romania, dear?” and he’s like, ‘You went to visit Charlie, right? That’s why Ron had to stay at Hogwarts.” and Ron’s ears turn beet red as he slides down in his chair and just imagine, just imagine…
I don't understand why movies keep writing in a singular token gay character like... sweetie, gays travel in PACKS. If there's one gay there's at least 2 more. Get it right
luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Knol Ven'nari/Sabé Characters: Knol Ven'nari, Sabé (Star Wars), CC-1010 | Fox, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:
“Commander Fox told me that you knew what you were doing. He said that you were competent,” Sabé said, watching in horrified fascination as another bomb went off in the distance.
for day 2 of @star-wars-wlweek
Category: F/F Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationship: Barriss Offee/Ahsoka Tano Characters: Barriss Offee Ahsoka Tano Additional Tags: Undercover / Pining / oh my god the pining / barriss my dear i’m going to get you a gf if it’s the last thing i do / they are in their early 20’s here i figure / Order 66 Didn’t Happen (Star Wars) / bc that’s the world i want to live in
Summary:
“Hello,” comes a familiar voice above Barriss. Her voice has deepened and matured in the time since they’ve seen each other, because of course it has, but the knowledge of such a stark change hits Barriss somewhere low in her gut.
Ahsoka leans against the table, all long legs and pretty skin adorned in gold. She towers over Barriss like this, montrals nearly fully developed, and Barriss tries and fails not to stare at her arms.
“I’m Cherry. You interested in a dance, gorgeous?”
Barriss snaps her gaze away from Ahsoka’s arms to look at her face, which is just as terrible, actually, and might even be worse than the sight of her arms. She’s biting her lip shyly and looking at Barriss through the sweep of her lashes.
“Yeah,” she rasps, reduced to monosyllables in the face of that expression.
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this was written for the @star-wars-wlweek day 7 prompt: first kiss. thanks!
Star Wars WLWeek 2021 Prompts List
Thank you all so much for voting on our prompts! We’ve chosen two prompts per day, and you can use one, both, or neither in your creations. These are only suggestions for what to create, not requirements, but we hope they can inspire you!
Day 1: Gay Awakening | Pirate AU
Day 2: Fancy Dress Event | Soulmate AU
Day 3: Defending Each Other | Time Travel
Day 4: Courtship Traditions | Role Reversal AU
Day 5: Enemies to Lovers | Fix-it/Canon Divergence
Day 6: Fake Dating/Marriage | Hurt/Comfort
Day 7: First Kiss | Found Family
If you have any questions about the prompts or the event in general, feel free to shoot us an ask and we’ll answer ASAP.
A reminder that WLWeek runs from Sunday, August 8th - Saturday, August 14th, 2021, and you can tag your creations with #starwarswlweek2021. We’re excited to see what you come up with!
@swfandomevents
Time to repost my favorite headline
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed. Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:
I don’t even try to stay up till 2am now it just happens
during sex
girlfriend: why are u laughing
me: thought of a meme
me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love
your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight