Expectation Vs Reality - Tumblr Posts

What people think writing is like: careful planning and thought out plotlines

What writing is actually like: being possessed by an idea that you are constantly arguing with

This Started As A Fucking Joke And Then I Wrote Seven Thousand Words

this movie gives solid advice

SSBU Richter and Cara (orange Inkling girl)

squid kid - expectation vs reality

Expectation: it's 10:30 on a weekend, college students will be out partying or hanging out

Reality: in my room, in pajamas trying to FLAME predict my friends' romantic interest

At the finale of The Ship Of The Dead there is a flyting, a battle of words and wits between the silver-tongued norse god Loki and the hero Magnus Chase

expectation: the characters insult each other SO HARD that at least one of them will be REALLY DAMAGED

reality: Magnus going on for 10 minutes about how amazing his friends are until Loki dies of boredom

Dancing to ‘I think We’re Alone Now’ while Watching Umbrella Academy

Expectation:

Reality:

Finding a mutilated suit hanging from the ceiling

Judge magazine, July 1921

(Originally from the Wisconsin Octopus)

Got this as a birthday gift from my friends

'Gabriel Belmont and a Fucking dragon'