Not That I Like J K Rowling But It's Funny That She Wrote This Book And Was Like "it Has This Thing In

not that I like j k rowling but it's funny that she wrote this book and was like "it has this thing in it with historic mythological precedence and it has a name used in said precedence" and someone else was like "ok, but ✨️alliteration✨️" and subsequently ruined the lives of several million americans

I keep trying to come up with words, like for homework and things, and I consistently am like "yeah, marble. marble's a good word" except it literally isn't? I mean it is but I definitely don't need that one right now

it's so funny that I have a lawyer. why don't I make jokes about this more often

I cannot be the only one who watches anime and when the funimation thing comes on I say the you should be watching part out loud like they used to actually have in there

how come all the teachers who are at the age where they've just gotten a few young grandchildren make presentations with random pictures that have to do with the words they are using but are actually largely unrelated and unhelpful to what they're talking about

like 6 questionable spam bots have followed me just today that is an abnormal amount what's with the sudden influx