How Come All The Teachers Who Are At The Age Where They've Just Gotten A Few Young Grandchildren Make

how come all the teachers who are at the age where they've just gotten a few young grandchildren make presentations with random pictures that have to do with the words they are using but are actually largely unrelated and unhelpful to what they're talking about

treating blocking bots that interact with my tumblr as a civic duty

I keep trying to come up with words, like for homework and things, and I consistently am like "yeah, marble. marble's a good word" except it literally isn't? I mean it is but I definitely don't need that one right now

Me: *knocks something over on the counter because I did not turn the light on*

My roommate's apple watch, charging nearby: I sense a disturbance in the force *screen turns on*

so far the biggest influence this floral design class I'm taking has had on my life is that now I feel like I could write a really good flower shop fic

(sleeps for 12 hours) (wakes up at 9:15am) (goes about day) (it is now 4pm) "hmm I am sleepy. naptime?"