How Come All The Teachers Who Are At The Age Where They've Just Gotten A Few Young Grandchildren Make

how come all the teachers who are at the age where they've just gotten a few young grandchildren make presentations with random pictures that have to do with the words they are using but are actually largely unrelated and unhelpful to what they're talking about

sometimes I think about this. I'm gonna ask him if he remembers being Crazy Dave

I grew up with Plants vs. Zombies. It was an integral part of my childhood. Naturally, being small children and wanting to play pretend, my siblings and I decided we each needed a plant to "be." I was a sunshroom. My oldest sister was a sunflower. I don't remember what my other older sister was, but I think it was perhaps a peashooter or a repeater. My little sister, pretty much a baby at the time, was a chomper. My little brother was Crazy Dave

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(↑ me screaming except it's actually Josey Durango's Theme from "Josey Durango, the Boy Raised by Bullfrogs" and the second part of the story, "Josey Durango and the Great Fly Snag" (2010) by The Amoeba People)

just found out my high school marching band is doing newsies for the theme of the show next year and I am so JEALOUS. like yeah I got to be in the beatles show but I bet they're gonna play I'm the king of new york. forget magical mystery tour I WANMA BE THE KING OF NEW YORK

(strangled noises) "beyblade"

I've read this book before (more than once, I think) that had something to do with skating and airplanes and in it they describe skater spook, where you think take too long to start doing something and think too much about it and it because you hesitated like that your ability to perform well is impacted and that's what I call it when I do that in my everyday life