Me, In My Head: Why Do I Keep Seeing Rick Rolls Is It Rick Roll Day Or Something? No But It's April Fools,

Me, in my head: why do I keep seeing rick rolls is it rick roll day or something? no but it's april fools, that's what today is, right?

Me:

Me:

My roommate (asleep):

Me:

Me: wait

also we were passing around some barberry at the beginning of the campus walk so we could all get a look at it and I just happened to be the last one to get it and so I just ended up carrying it around for the whole thing

I started my period like 5 hours after posting this so that may have been another false alarm

good news guys I think the seasons are actually fr finally going to spring instead of just going back and forth (source: my foot hurts)

sideblogs exist to vaguepost about my roommate, who I am mutuals with

you could definitely fortnite dance to sailing by christopher cross. somehow that would fit the vibes

this made me curious and I ended up reading a bunch of the wikipedia article on cocaine and also some lists of slang for it and here are my takeaways:

idk about regular cocaine but crack cocaine apparently vaporizes at around 200°F. I don't think I've ever baked bread below like 400°F so I guess you have to specifically not use crack cocaine in the story, unless it's just in, like, fillings? but crack cocaine is for smoking I think so this might all be irrelevant anyway

one slang term for cocaine is apparently "white girl." I propose to make the baker a white girl and call the story, like, "the white girl's bakery" or something

i want to write a horror story where a baker is secretly putting cocaine in their pastries and has gotten the whole town addicted to