Btw If Any Of Yall Are Following Me And Youre A Zionist Get The Fuck Off My Follow List!!!!!!!!!

btw if any of y’all are following me and you’re a Zionist get the fuck off my follow list!!!!!!!!!

ok listen. I am grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you. listennn

recently I have been craving a creamy mushroom sauce for pasta. you know the type. so last night I made one.

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Creamy Mushroom Herb Pasta

This rich and Creamy Mushroom Herb Pasta is a surprisingly fast and simple to way to have a gourmet meal at home. Step by step photos.

and listen. friends. homies. internet strangers. it was SO GOOD. it was so good that the whole time I was eating it I was like "what if I cried about how good this is." I sent pictures to my siblings and they were soooo jealous. it was so incredibly tasty.

my grocery store was out of the really cheap canned vegetable broth so I used beef broth and also who even knows what kind of mushrooms are what,,,, I think the ones I used were labeled as "white." also I pan fried some zucchini with butter, garlic, and salt to go with it and that was an excellent flavor combination.

also I tend to like a smaller sauce to carbohydrate ratio than most people so I just put the sauce on top of the pasta when I was ready instead of mixing them together. and also I just had the leftovers and it's as tasty as it was before.

I tried converting to grams and mL for anyone who wants that below the cut

225ish g mushrooms

340 g fettuccine (I just made the whole package since I wasn't mixing it in tho)

2 cloves garlic, minced

42 g butter

27 g all-purpose flour

354 mL vegetable broth (I used 396 tho bc that's how much there was in the can)

3 sprigs fresh thyme (or like, 0.23 g... idk dude just do like 3 pinches or smth)

like 2.4 g rubbed sage (I hope I'm doing this right I am trying so hard you guys)

118 mL half and half

salt and pepper to taste

hot tip do NOT start a final exam at 1am. especially if you woke up 17 hours ago and only got like 3 hours of sleep in the first place and you also already took a different, three-hour-long final exam earlier today and had work before that.

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