It's Been 2 Days Now And I'm Still Fully Alive So I'd Say That Was A Success

it's been 2 days now and I'm still fully alive so I'd say that was a success

my review of the toothbrush I got from the orthodontist 11 years ago: sparkly! and green! I like these things about it. tasted pretty normal at first but it tasted kinda bad by the end. was yellowy before I put it in my mouth but then I rinsed it off after brushing and the yellow went away? probably the toothpaste was expired, but there was no expiration date on the package, so 🤷 the actual quality of the toothbrush is pretty good tho. brushed well. handle a bit short, but I guess it's made for a child. 3.5/5 stars will update if I have to call poison control

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threw an earwig onto the porch. cat escaped. had to catch cat and bring back inside before the earwig got to the door first. forlorn meowing.

‘they’re technically only a minor character’ to YOU. i think about them daily, when they’re not in a scene im wondering where are they

when I say I like romeo and juliet I do NOT mean I like it as a tragic romance, or that I'm a fan of shakespeare, or even that I saw a good production of it once. do not be mistaken. what I mean is benvolio montague is top 5 blorbos of all time

going to the store and only buying some deodorant is so mortifying. like ok I'm just stinky or whatever.....