match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
match-your-steps
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Do You Ever Just Wish You Could Be Sick Tomorrow Like. Yeah I Have Commitments Tomorrow That I Would

Do you ever just wish you could be sick tomorrow like. Yeah I have commitments tomorrow that I would like to attend to but missing things tomorrow seems like it will have less consequences than any other day and I'm so tired. I need to recuperate please and thank you let me sleep for 10 hours tomorrow

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sick cw sick tw illness cw i'm so tired there's too much and it won't go away but I at least want to lay in bed for a really long time please seriously please idk if mg parents would really accept anxiety nausea as a good reason although I hope they would aha yeah the more I think about how awful my anxiety is rn the more I think I need medical attention anxiety tw anxiety mention

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match-your-steps
3 years ago

Director: do any other trumpets want to try out for the trumpet solo in this song?

2 out of the three sousaphone players, raising their hands:

Marching band be like

*sousaphones playing the VeggieTales theme*

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to be fair I do know that one of the sousaphones originally played trumpet idk about the other ones either way I don't think it was serious marching band band sousaphone
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match-your-steps
3 years ago

I'm pretty sure that today I have been "the funniest thing I've ever seen" to several people because more than once, I would be calmly serving a customer, and then, after they ordered, I would just sprint around the table behind me to the back of this (very small) room and absolutely yeet the popcorn out of the popcorn popper

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would definitely be something that fit well in an anime but I haven't watched enough anime in a while to know what to compare it to I've seen uhhh Haikyuu imagine Kageyama from hq calmly having a volleyball conversation with like.. a coach and then once it's over he sprints madly to the popcorn machine and flips the popcorn popper in it bro idk if you can visualize this the right way if I make it an art prompt maybe someone will confirm whether I'm describing it well enough? so art prompt popcorn work stories or maybe Kageyama is yeeting Hinata into a trash can??? no he wouldn't really would he? I'm curious please let me know what you think haikyuu kageyama tobio food cw
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match-your-steps
3 years ago

Yeah, this thing is pretty expensive, but it's not as expensive as me, meaning I will not wait to sacrifice my dignity before using it as a projectile weapon

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self defense implied violence I WILL yeet this thing at your face if you attempt to come after me
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match-your-steps
3 years ago

So today I went to the grocery store before work because I needed some stuff. I got to work early, so naturally I decided to eat the chocolate I bought. I then had the thought, 'oh, didn't I buy something else? maybe I'll eat that instead'

The other thing

it

it was batteries

so, uh, anyways, anyone up for another round of electrocution?

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electrocution tw morbid humor minor morbidity no I did not actually eat them I need those for my graphing calculator thanks I keep forgetting to take the batteries out over the summer food cw
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match-your-steps
3 years ago

sometimes I think about past media I've consumed and I'm like 'actually what the heck was that'

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anime
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