match-your-steps

sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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I've Never Played Genshin And I Barely Even Know Who Billie Eilish Is But Why Do They Look Like They're

I've never played Genshin and I barely even know who Billie Eilish is but why do they look like they're from Genshin

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3 years ago

thanks but no thanks. literally no thanks. none of it. I am not thankful; I am just a paradoxical statement

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pretty sure the phrase actually has something to do with the phrase 'no [comma] thanks' but what do I know? not this anyway thanks but no thanks Thanks! no thanks words wow such great tags

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3 years ago

Tybalt: *stabs Mercutio and leaves*

Mercutio: rude

Benvolio: bro are you ok did he hurt you

Mercutio: nah man it's just a little scratch anyways can we get a doctor here

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no wonder mercutio is my little sister's favorite character shakespeare romeo and juliet mercutio text format meme actually is that a thing or did I make up that term it's whatever idc

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3 years ago

I'm pretty sure that today I have been "the funniest thing I've ever seen" to several people because more than once, I would be calmly serving a customer, and then, after they ordered, I would just sprint around the table behind me to the back of this (very small) room and absolutely yeet the popcorn out of the popcorn popper

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would definitely be something that fit well in an anime but I haven't watched enough anime in a while to know what to compare it to I've seen uhhh Haikyuu imagine Kageyama from hq calmly having a volleyball conversation with like.. a coach and then once it's over he sprints madly to the popcorn machine and flips the popcorn popper in it bro idk if you can visualize this the right way if I make it an art prompt maybe someone will confirm whether I'm describing it well enough? so art prompt popcorn work stories or maybe Kageyama is yeeting Hinata into a trash can??? no he wouldn't really would he? I'm curious please let me know what you think haikyuu kageyama tobio food cw

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3 years ago

"why am I so warm I opened the windows- oh, I'm wearing a velvet skirt. that's it."

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3 years ago

Do you ever just wish you could be sick tomorrow like. Yeah I have commitments tomorrow that I would like to attend to but missing things tomorrow seems like it will have less consequences than any other day and I'm so tired. I need to recuperate please and thank you let me sleep for 10 hours tomorrow

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sick cw sick tw illness cw i'm so tired there's too much and it won't go away but I at least want to lay in bed for a really long time please seriously please idk if mg parents would really accept anxiety nausea as a good reason although I hope they would aha yeah the more I think about how awful my anxiety is rn the more I think I need medical attention anxiety tw anxiety mention

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