match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
match-your-steps
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Today On Let's Compare Sodium Levels Of Several Tomato-Based Products To Prove They Are Definitely Different

Today on Let's Compare Sodium Levels of Several Tomato-Based Products to Prove They Are Definitely Different (sponsored by the person on the internet who I saw call barbecue sauce "ketchup" and that time a girl I know said eating tomato soup is like drinking ketchup)

100 grams of tomato soup contain 190 mg of sodium
100 grams of ketchup contain 970 mg of sodium
100 grams of barbecue sauce contain 1,027 mg of sodium
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disclaimer: this is not a normal amount condiment to consume in one go so don't worry about your sodium intake unless you take that girl's suggestion You know to drink ketchup instead of eating tomato soup because they're BASICALLY the SAME or whatever /s ketchup barbecue sauce tomato soup bbq food cw tomato soup vs ketchup sodium

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...ok but would you like more quotes from my calc class bc I have more including another from Alex also Alex is a pretty nice guy so don't be mean to him but when you envision him remember he looks exactly like Troy from High School Musical sorry not sorry at all actually Alex math class quote calculus theta
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I genuinely aspire to be as confident as Laertes I'm not even kidding

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Meet Babychild

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tiny plastic baby babychild given to me by my little sister this morning
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Happiness is one of those lunch trays with little compartments for food.

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not a metaphor lunch trays
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