I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts
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Today On Let's Compare Sodium Levels Of Several Tomato-Based Products To Prove They Are Definitely Different
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It's that time of year again
The Valentine's Day lyrics to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" my little sister and I made up together:
Rudolph the pink-red valentine
Had lots of very shiny stickers
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they flickers
All of the other valentines
Used to laugh and shun him lots
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any Valen-plotz
Then one foggy Valentine's
Cupid came to say,
"Rudolph with your shiny stickers,
You are a danger to the environment."
Then all the valentines shunned him more
And they all cried out to say,
"Rudolph the pink-red valentine,
You have to be recycled to-mo-rrow or to-day!"
Happiness is one of those lunch trays with little compartments for food.
Freedom is one of the lunch trays with no compartments.
I genuinely aspire to be as confident as Laertes I'm not even kidding
Feel like I was hit by a truck
/srs