My Math Teacher: The Limit Over Here With Respect To Theta-

My math teacher: the limit over here with respect to theta-

This guy named Alex: I don't respect theta

Hot take yeah maybe I don't love finding symbols in literature but the people who still vocally persist in saying they're dumb by the second half of high school are the same people who will commit to things and not do them, including having school and all they extracurriculars they sign up for as a very very low priority but act all helpless about making things inconvenient for everyone else

The urge to play a Sousa march legato

It's that time of year again

The Valentine's Day lyrics to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" my little sister and I made up together:

Rudolph the pink-red valentine

Had lots of very shiny stickers

And if you ever saw them

You would even say they flickers

All of the other valentines

Used to laugh and shun him lots

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any Valen-plotz

Then one foggy Valentine's

Cupid came to say,

"Rudolph with your shiny stickers,

You are a danger to the environment."

Then all the valentines shunned him more

And they all cried out to say,

"Rudolph the pink-red valentine,

You have to be recycled to-mo-rrow or to-day!"

*puts 10 hours of music on an mp3 player*

*it's just the 10 hours of shreksophone video downloaded as an mp3*

when you but no