"You Could've Given Us Ample Notice To Prepare"

"You could've given us ample notice to prepare"

Very sorry about that, my sickness didn't give me a two-week notice either, this is honestly on them, and will not look good on their resume.

"I came in on crutches for weeks, I'm just asking for a little more effort on your part"

Crutches aren't contagious.

"It's just that everybody's working so hard..."

Good for those hard workers who aren't sick

I texted in sick today, and it's really sad that I have to put my phone on silent and just not check it cause I know for a fact that I'm gonna be getting every type of text but a "get well soon" text from my boss.

Once again, conservatives almost hit the mark.

"All they taught us to do in school was how to obey😡"

"That's right! And they teach us how to be obedient so they can..."

"So we can benefit the socialist factory state that the left will eventually make!"

Like, please, just look behind you! He's literally right there wringing his hands next to a cartoonishly big bag of money while wearing a top hat and monocle!

I like how 30-and-ups are trying to tell other 30-and-ups what school is like now, and just lying off their asses

"Did you hear about the type of communism they've been teaching in schools😰"

Which schools? I wish I could've gone to those ones because my High School taught me sin cos tan, a very watered-down version of real American colonial history, gave me a degree saying I paid attention, a slap on the ass, and said "Go get em"

i hate wispons give the sonic characters Guns with Bullets

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

My Father: "You're never in reality, you're always into your machines😒"

Also my Father: Watches football on the TV, watches Steve Harvey on his tablet, and then plays online gambling on his phone.

It’s indigenous peoples day hurryay, I love being who I am and making my art. I could be indigenous all day 😝🍇🍓🩷 I love being Arikara and I love being Lakota 💖🩷💗