The Real Victim In Pride And Prejudice Is Georgiana Darcy, Bc U Know Her Brother Spent At Least Two Weeks

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

the day I stop thinking about Them™️ is the day I die

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Beatrice and Benedick, act IV, scene 1

dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

Does anyone else DIE OF CUTENESS whenever they read Northanger Abbey or is that just me?

I died right here:

enjoyed her usual happiness with Henry Tilney, listening with sparkling eyes to everything he said; and, in finding him irresistible, becoming so herself…

And here:

Is there a Henry in the world who could be insensible to such a declaration? Henry Tilney at least was not.

And here:

Prepare for your sister-in-law, Eleanor, and such a sister-in-law as you must delight in! Open, candid, artless, guileless, with affections strong but simple, forming no pretensions, and knowing no disguise.”

“Such a sister-in-law, Henry, I should delight in,” said Eleanor with a smile.

There we go, I died again. I hope you’re happy Jane Austen!

Song dynasty hanfu and autumn leaves

model/editing: me (@hanfufairy)

photo: 柿子@小红书

a very quick poem i just wrote, made from excerpts of texts my mum has sent me this year.