BAD BOYS CLUB Gonna Wreck Your Car And Leave You Stranded In The Desert If You Dont Pay The Toll. Theyre

BAD BOYS CLUB gonna wreck your car and leave you stranded in the desert if you don’t pay the toll. They’re not rightly sure what toll they are asking for or come think on it what tolls are in general but they heard someone say it in a movie once and ever since they’ve been waiting with bated breath for their chance to use it. Like most wild birds they are both Capricorns, but the one on the left says they are Scorpios because it sounds cooler.

burrowing owls~ 🌵

i am no longer captured

bird vore anon is dead, they sacrificed their life for mine i am safe and mostly whole, but i am not comfortable talking about the ordeal quite yet just know that BVA was perhaps the most heroic disgusting pervert i have ever met, and they will be remembered for their sacrifice next week will be dedicated to their memory im sorry in advance

anyway im currently in hell how are you?

Unfairly maligned as sex pests in recent internet videos, Satin Bowerbirds have in reality a largely-celibate society. Rather than waste their time with breeding the next generation, the bulk of this unusual bird’s civilization revolves around the creation and maintenance of small shrines dedicated to gods yet unknown to humanity. That said, it is true that a very small minority caste of these birds are kept busy “getting busy’ to ensure the continuation of the species, but they should be recognized as extreme outliers and therefore left uncounted.

One of the most patient birds found in South America, the Scimitar-billed Woodcreeper can remain perfectly still for an astonishing half-fortnight! This incredible inertia is the key to their deceptively simple hunting method: by staying perfectly still with their bill spread wide open, spiders are tricked into building webs between the upper and lower mandibles because they think the bird is some form of particularly fluffy plant. Once enough insects have become trapped in the spider’s web, the Woodcreeper snaps their mouth shut and enjoys a tidy meal with virtually no effort expended.

While it is true that Protonotary Warblers can be called upon to witness the signatures on important business deals, this is only acceptable under circumstances where a regular notary is unavailable through illness or other family emergency. Instead, the primary function of a Protonotary is to oversee negotiations and informal meetings before the official actions come to pass, relaying this information to the regular Notary to ensure there is little to no chicanery. Perhaps their most famous usage was in 1948, when a Protonotary was called before the House Un-American Activites Committee to testify that it had overseen several meetings between Alger Hiss and Whitaker Chambers.