Maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' Not The 'Assassin'

Update: I haven't survived 5 years but I AM hanging to sanity by a brink, but hanging.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

...i relate to you

hilarious that an india vs pakistan match turns every single person into a cricket expert. my mother who in general has absolutely less than zero interest in sports called me frustrated and angry that india was dropping wickets. ma you’re on vacation why are u spending it being mad at jadeja……

...Neeks nO-

Nico: Do something fun then. Blow up the place or whatever

Will: How have you survived this long?

Nico: Dumb luck and a deal with the devil