Incorrect Percy Jackson - Tumblr Posts
will: knock knock
nico: who's there?
will: where when
nico: where when who?
will: my place, tomorrow, me and you ;)
nico:...
nico: you smooth little fucker
will: i like tv shows about medics
nico: oh yeah, me too
will: which one is your favorite?
nico: good anatomy... and the grey's doctor...
leo: he said i'm stupid !
will: nico, apologise
nico: fine, i'm sorry that you're stupid
nico: will... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
will: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned
nico:
nico: i wrote sanitize, will.
nico *trying to motivate campers*: alright, listen up little shits
nico: not you will, you're our ray of sunshine, we're glad to have you here
will: okay, truth or dare?
nico: truth
will: how many hours have you slept this week?
nico:
nico: ... dare
will: go to bed
nico: i don’t like this game.
*for valentines day*
nico: i'll never understand why people feel the need to give flowers. it's a waste of money and-
will: *offers him a rose*
nico: this is the cutest thing ever.
solangelo *doing something together and accidentally touching hands*:
*can't help falling in love starts playing in the background*
will: guys, do you really have to do this every single time?
*apollo cabin hiding their instruments*: sorry
will: how is the cutest person on earth feeling?
nico, not looking up from his book; i don't know will how are you feeling?
will *blushing*: o- i-i'm fine
nico: remember when i told you you're too nice to everyone?
will *making tea*: no
thief: two spoons of sugar please
nico *yawns*:
will *whispering*: must be tiring being so damn beautiful all the time
nico: you must be exhausted then
will *softly*: oh
nico *staring at the sky and screaming*:
piper: w-what happened to him?
leo: will giggled.
percy: nico, can you smile just for once
nico: no.
percy: okay, you're leaving me with no choice
percy *turns to will*: you now what to do
will *smiles*:
nico *breaking into a smile*: shit
nico: yeah, i give up, i'm tired
percy: quick, get the emergency supply!
jason *brings will into the room*
nico: okay, i'm back let's go
percy: if me and jason were drowning who would you save?
nico: you two can swim
percy: i know, it's a hypothetical question nico! who would you save?
nico: will
percy: he's not even in this question!
nico: okay
nico: than my time and effort
percy: ...
jason: we love you too nico
nico: when straight people assume that i'm one of them i feel like a gay secret agent
piper: bi spy
will: secret gaygent
reyna: lesbionage
leo: it's an ace case
annabeth: ...
annabeth: pan with a plan
nico: my boyfriend doesn't know i'm home do he's singing loudly in the shower and its so cute
nico: he sucks. but he's cute
piper: will, dom or sub?
will: i guess subway since i don't go to domino's that much
leo:...
leo: i'm gonna tell him
nico: don't. you. dare.
piper: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
percy: you shoot me and then, when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house and Range Rover
jason: you can shoot me too, we'll have 20 million
percy: good thinking, fuck the system
the only thing up was octavian when he launched himself into the sky
Octavian: Greeti- Percy: Hey, what's up? Octavian: ....Hey?