The Honeytrap | Myg

the honeytrap | myg

⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦: what can you do when your bees aren’t producing the amount of honey they should be? ask your neighbour, the honeybee king, for help of course! hybrid au. neighbour au.

⟶ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: fuckboy honeybee!yoongi x amateur beekeeper reader

⟶ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: smut • lowkey crack • pwp

⟶ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 7k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: dom!Yoongi, sub!Reader, dirty talk, pussy eating, pussy slapping, fingering, cum eating, cock sucking, praise, degradation (we love and stan a king who can do both), face fucking, deepthroating, throat bulge?, choking (with hands), slight breath play, gagging, cum swallowing, lots of cum LIKE A LOT, our favourite honeyboi has honey flavoured cum, rough sex, unprotected sex, overstimulation, breeding kink, multiple orgasms, multiple creampies, cumshot, cumplay, feeding of cum

⟶ 𝑎/𝑛: this is was lowkey crack hnnnnn,,, i swear i stood in the shower and laughed at this plot for a good 5 minutes before then laughing to @countrysundae while face timing her. so here we are, with a honeybee hybrid!yoongi for our favourite honeyboy,,,, im surprised no one has written him as a bee hybrid before, at least I personally haven’t come across any!

⟶ @honeymoonjin and @guksthighs honorary tags because this is sora’s first hybrid au that she’s gona feral for and jess because she supports sora’s bee flying out of puthy thoughts she wanted to witness yoongi’s honey cum yum yum

⇥ inspired by the bee movie because i’m a crackhead and also @ironicarmy who mentioned yoongi helping soothe vocalist!yn’s throat with honey and @strawbxxymilk who mentioned yoongi having honey tasting cum yum yum

⇥ unedited because i’m a trash gremlin

Stepping into your beehive, you look around at all the wooden bee boxes. Little fluffy bees bumble around the areas, flittering over the wildflowers planted nearby before turning to their artificial nests. With a soft smile and dressed in your protective bee suit, you walk over to one of the bee boxes before opening it. Pulling out a honeycomb, you inspect the little prismatic hexagonal cell.

“Damn. Again?” you mutter to yourself as you run your fingers over the comb, feeling the mostly empty ridges. Your bees hadn’t produced enough honey once again.

With a little pout, you turn to the beets buzzing about. None of it made sense to you. They were thriving. You were sure of it from the amount of flowers that were around and being readily pollinated by your bees. You could tell from the new little shoots that were sprouting sporadically over the grounds. Sure, you were fairly new to being a beekeeper and you were by no means commercial or an expert, but surely that shouldn’t be a reason your bees weren’t performing well?

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crush

filed under. i totally forgot i wrote this. also i like the name eunmi sue me 

notes. thank you to @lonelyending for reading thru this crusty story and making me feel good enough about it again to post it. also @suga-kookiemonster bc im pretty sure i sent u this like a year ago and u told me to post it it but….i forgot abt it shdgjsgd. writing/life in general has been hard recently so pls accept this kookfic to hold yous over until i update just one

genre. fluff, light comedy, light angst, smut

warnings. smut (oral sex: f receiving, penetrative unprotected sex) 

length. 5.1k

the first thing jungkook thinks when he sees you is wow.

he hasn’t been up for very long, and you don’t even know he’s looking at you through the window. yoongi-hyung has wrapped you up in his arms as you sob and sob, muted behind the protective hospital glass. even with messy hair and wet eyes he’s starstruck. it’s why he recoils slightly when jimin and namjoon explain to him that you’re his wife.

“my,” he can’t even say the word. “my…”

“your wife,” namjoon repeats. “you know what a wife is, right? marriage?”

“yes,” jungkook huffs, digging his nails into his scalp. “i lost my memory, hyung, not my fucking brain cells." 

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tongue tech | myg

Summary: Yoongi turns you on with that tongue technology

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: exhibitionism, slight voyeurism, public but not really, fingering, degradation/name calling, dirty talk, orgasm denial, detailed description of oral (female receiving), overstimulation

A/N: it’s 4am, i’m tired so this is barely edited. this is based of the request found here, to whoever requested, i’m so sorry it’s so late! I also hope it’s what you wanted!

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➳ KIWI

╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.

pairing: idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut

status: ongoing

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: hey y’all!! that’s right, we back with another dumbass sm au from yours truly 🤩 this one is loosely inspired by the tv series jane the virgin!! hope you guys will enjoy this wild ride lmaoo x

🥝 part one - profiles

🥝 part two - virgin with a capital ‘v’

🥝 part three - judas bitch

🥝 part four - spicy meatball

🥝 part five - kinda punk rock

🥝 part six - body hitchhiking alien

🥝 part seven - juiced beans

🥝 part eight - $5 a nip

🥝 part nine - thiccness distribution

🥝 part ten - backup dads

🥝 part eleven - the new brangelina

🥝 part twelve - respect the hustle

🥝 part thirteen - butter my biscuits

🥝 part fourteen - simps-R-us

🥝 part fifteen - björnging

🥝 part sixteen - britney spears

🥝 part seventeen - spinach puffs

🥝 part eighteen - mushy

🥝 part nineteen - eggplant daddy

🥝 part twenty - spaghetti legs

🥝 part twenty-one - watermelon sugar (m)

🥝 part twenty-two - pancakes

jaw-dropping

smut was A1 ABSOLUTELY DROOL INDUCING 😏

Colors 01: Pink and Blue (M) | KTH + PJM

♥ Summary

     ↳ Movie night with the boys gets pretty intense when you find yourself caught in the middle of Jimin and Taehyung’s little game. 

          ♥ Pairings: Taehyung/Reader/Jimin, featuring a side order of Jungkook.

          ♥ Rating: Explicit

          ♥ A/N: This was the first fic I ever wrote and has been moved off of my masterlist to my “archived” list. I’ve kept the fic/series up for those of you loved reading it, but I don’t feel as if its the best representation of my writing. If you’re new, please keep in mind my writing style and goals have changed a lot since I wrote this. Whether your like “Colors” or not, I would still recommend checking out my current Masterlist to see what I’ve been up to and how I’ve improved. 

          ♥ Word Count: 4,124 

          ♥ Series:  Part Two Part Three

          ♥ Genre: Smut. Porn w/o plot. Roommates au? Minor college au. 

          ♥ Content Warnings: Fingering, dirty talk, exhibitionism/voyeurism (a little), pet names, moderately explicit consent, it’s finger-lickin’-good, hint of noona

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“Alright, what’s the movie tonight, boys?” You plop down next to Taehyung, quick to toss your legs over his lap so you can recline more comfortably. You sigh contentedly at the warmth that radiates from his palms as he curls his fingers around your calves. “And please tell me we didn’t let Kookie pick again.”

You shoot a cursory glance at your roommate, who frowns and throws some popcorn at you, punctuating the action with a half-heartedly annoyed, “Noona!”

You pick up one of the offending kernels and toss it back at him. “Hey, I’m just saying, I’m not ready for another horror film.” 

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Here, Now (M)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Namjoon

Genre: Smut

Prompt: “D…did you just make that noise?”

Rating: 18+ (explicit sex)

Word Count: 1,923 [ THIS IS A REPOST ]

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