Dilf Jk: Series Masterlist

dilf jk: series masterlist

>>pairing: jungkook x reader / dilf jk x grocery store clerk oc

>>genre: strangers to lovers, friends with benefits, smut, fluff

>>status: on going

** snacks are drabbles that can be read as stand alones. they are not relevant to the plot. they are not written chronologically, but i order them as such as i go **

most recent work will be labeled: !! NEW !!

you find a baby in your store and in turn, a dilf finds you

‎❥⁞ part one: the art of wanting - 10.3k words, (m)

‎you find a baby in your store and in turn, a dilf finds you.

❥⁞ snack: the art of caring  - 4.7k words, (m)

‎jk picks you up after a fight with your roommates… he and nari are better company anyway!!

‎❥⁞ snack: gardening/pool day drabble - 1.2k words, (pg)

nari plays in the dirt while jk gardens and you make a bet

‎❥⁞ part two: the art of playing - 6.3k words, (m)

costumes are a must for jk’s work party… they come with the cutest heart-shaped cuffs… now what could they be used for?

❥⁞ part three: the art of craving - 6.9k words, (m)

‎jk takes you to a bbq at his friend’s house. the tri-tip is good but the creampie is even better.

❥⁞ snack: the art of waiting - 3.9k words, (m)‎ ‎ 

jk comes back from his business trip and he’s wearing new pjs… you must get his face between your legs.‎

❥⁞ part four: the art of doubting - 17k words, (m)‎ ‎ ‎

seeds of doubt are planted and unfortunately they grow faster than love. things with jk fall apart. 

❥⁞ part five: the art of yearning: pt 1 - 15.7k words, (m) 

jungkook wants you as much as he misses you. 

❥⁞ part six: the art of trying - 29.3k words, (m)  !! NEW !!

you’re trying to forget about jungkook, but he’s trying to make sure you remember why you shouldn’t. 

Half-Baked Holiday | ksj | M

Granny Park’s Gossip:

That Seokjin, don’t get me started on him. He’s worked hard to open and run that bakery of his, you know, and I’m so proud that it’s so successful now. Wish he would find a nice person to settle down with, though, he deserves it, as long as he’s been on his own. Well, I guess you can’t really call it alone when he’s got that grump of a best friend always hanging around him. He really should be paying her, what with all the time she spends at the bakery with him. She’s always waking up on the wrong side of the bed, but she’s not so bad when she brings me some of those cookies of his, or just around Seokjin in general, if I’m honest. Too distracted by staring at that pretty face of his, I suppose, though who can blame her?

pairing } seokjin x reader

word count } 12.6K { also on ao3

genre } friends to lovers, idiots to lovers, bakery au, fluff, smut, literally the slightest bit of angst

warnings } fluff, fluff, fluff; jin is an idiot and so is the MC, like they’re genuinely both dumbasses but in different ways; pining; misunderstandings; masturbation, spanking, unprotected sex, oral sex - male receiving, exhibitionism a little, rolling pins are used in ways they are not intended to be used; several mentions of jins squeaky laugh and also his red ears bc they’re my favorite things in the world

{ The Snowball Effect Series Masterlist } 

a/n } whaddup i finally finished this thing barely on time so yEET i yet again maintain my status as queen of last minute deadlines!!!! HBH is my Baby, I love it, it’s my perfect shiny garbage baby, and if you like it, you should DEF check out the others!! They can be read as standalones, but it’s really really really really really really highly recommended that you read them all in order, as they all end up in the same place and there are a ton of little easter eggs and references and shoutouts woven into the entire series!!! Extra special shoutout to the authors of all the other stories, @fortunexkookie (ryn), @taehyungforreal (ashley), @stutterfly​ (kristi, who also made the incredible banners!!!) 

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Christmas with Bangtan: Secret Santa

❅ This holiday season we have a surprise in our own ways; seven gifts for seven days! A tasteful present from us to you, these seven lovely senders have tales and stories of seven men you wish you knew. From oven baked cookies, tree trimmings, and eggnog to the chill of frost bite and smell of fresh hung mistletoe, we welcome the festivities with wrapping paper and powdered snow. This Christmas worry not, the Secret Santa authors will brighten your cold and dark nights with illuminating words and warm thoughts. ❅

Wrapped Together [READ HERE!]

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader Genre: Romance / Drama / Smut Release: THR: December 17th ❅ Author: @lemonjoonah​

Crystal Snow [READ HERE!]

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader Genre: Fluff / Smut-ish  Release: FRI: December 18th ❅ Author: @jeonggukkiepabo​

Of Hares and Holly [Read Here!]

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader Genre: Hybrid AU / Holiday AU / Roommates / Angst / Fluff Release: SAT: December 19th ❅ Author: @guktro​

Caught Elvesdropping [Read Here!]

Pairing: Park Jimin x Reader Genre: Pining / Smut / Strangers to Lovers / Idiots in Love Release: SUN: December 20th ❅ Author: @kimtaehyunq​

The Naughty List

Pairing: Jung Hoseok x Reader Genre: N/A Release: MON: December 21st ❅ Author: @ppersonna​

When Fire Meets Frost [Read Here!]

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader Genre:  Exes to Lovers / Angst / Smut / Fluff Release: TUE: December 22nd ❅ Author: @luxekook​

Warm this Winter [Read Here!]

Pairing: Kim Seokjin x Reader Genre: Angst / Fluff / Smut Release: WED: December 23rd ❅ Author: @jamaisjoons​

Frost Impressions (M) | JJK

Summary: Jeongguk is so disgustingly smitten with his new coworker that he ends up making a terrible first impression, and neither of them realize they’ve actually been in love with each other for the better part of a decade. 

      ❄ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

      ❄ Genre: Teacher AU / Gamer AU / Simultaneous (One-Sided) Enemies to Lovers + Best Friends to Lovers + Idiots to Lovers AU / Humor / Tooth-rotting Fluff / Smut / Heavy Pining / Slight Angst 

      ❄ Rating: 18+ / Explicit

      ❄ Word Count: 41.3k

      ❄ Chaptered AO3 link in case you don’t want to read the fic all at once or your app crashes: HERE

      ❄ CW and other tags: Jungkook is disgustingly smitten, Jungkook is a MESS, seriously the second-hand embarrassment that writing this fic gave me deserves it’s own warning, please help Jungkook, swearing, sexual innuendo, sexual tension, Jungkook can’t stop putting his foot in his mouth, disgusting amounts of pining, past bullying/harassment mention, horribly awkward situations, wet dreams, accidental exhibitionism/voyeurism, thigh riding, making out, masturbation, Jungkook is lowkey a freak, Jungkook has a sexy teacher kink (nevermind that he IS a teacher), more masturbation, love kink, oral sex (female receiving), sexual fantasies involving inappropriate places to cum, I spell Jungkook “Jeongguk” the entire fic, that’s not a warning I just wanted to make that clear, angry sexual tension, fat cock indeed, waking up from a “nightmare” lmao, footsie =) =) =), some sad angst but it’s really not that bad, just emotional, face riding, protected vaginal sex, mentions of unprotected sex, reader loves creampies lol, a whole lot more love kink, accidental (very minor) injuries, I really can’t stress the ‘love kink’ or second-hand embarrassment enough, I probably forgot a bunch of stuff and I’m sorry, I’m trying to remember everything I wrote, but if you see something not listed, let me know and I’ll tag it <3, but hopefully I got most of everything, anyway this fic is really, really, grossly soft and fluffy, tooth-rotting fluff, really,

      ❄ A/N: This is my favorite thing I’ve written and my favorite Jungkook that I’ve written, by far, and I’ve written a lot of Jungkook. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Addendum - if you wanted to reblog and leave comments, or just come back to it later, but the app is crashing, I’ve been told that quick-reblogs work. 

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For Science 7/7!!!

Grouping: Reader x Nerd!Jungkook

Word Count: ~27.5k!! NSFW 

Warnings/Themes: SLOWburn like very slow, ex-friends to no longer ex-friends, Sufficient discussion about nerd culture, which i can do because i am nerd. death of a certain nerd’s virginity, so u know what that means!  graphic depictions fellatio and cunnilingus wow! boobies, and penetrative sex. abuse of captain america and probably also assassin’s creed.  I’m sorry lol

Summary: Jungkook asks you to let him watch you get off. For science.

A/N: thank you to @b-angst-tan​ for reading through this monster for old times sake! Thanks for sticking through 7 chapters of mess lol

pt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

“I’ll actually kill you.” 

Your words come out less potent than you’d like because you’re huffing and puffing as you attempt to wriggle out of Hoseok’s grasp, but Jungkook still looks satisfyingly terrified at the sight of you trying to claw your way to him. All the time you’d spent with him not around made you think that you’d be ready and calm on the day that he eventually returned. Clearly you were wrong and as Hoseok’s grasp tightens in a preemptive measure while Jungkook and Yoori slide past you, you acknowledge that this rage probably should have been dealt with a while ago. 

“We brought wine,” Yoori brandishes the bottle of your favorite white wine in your face in a way that you think is supposed to be placating, but you’re not really paying attention.

Instead, you’re eyes don’t leave Jungkook’s terrified visage. With his forehead free of the thick usual glasses you can easily see the fear permeating the dark brown pools of his irises. He looks tan despite the fear draining color from his face, which isn’t at all surprising as many summers with him has shown you that he tans well and quickly. The part of the summer he spent in New York clearly wasn’t an exception. He looks stupidly good even with the weird baseball cap he’s wearing and it enrages you further. Why the hell he had to suddenly come back with a sense of fashion is beyond you. His outfit doesn’t resemble anything close to the typical clothing he donned when you were still on speaking terms.

Neither his shirt nor his pants have a single stain or hole in them and they fit him like someone picked them out with care, just for him. The Jungkook you knew prior to his disappearance was clueless to the existence of shirts that flattered his broad shoulders and tapered waist. He wasn’t partial to slim-cut jeans either; much less jeans that had holes strategically placed to expose the muscles of his thighs. You don’t even know how to process his stupidly large and expensive looking Nikes, though you’ve seen and admired on countless other, albeit cooler, students.

“Just let me go!” Your hand reaches out and just barely manages to grab the hem of Jungkook’s t-shirt before he skirts out of the way in a hurry and runs towards your living room for safety.

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Blizzard (M)

Pairing: roommate!Jungkook x reader

Summary: When a blizzard hits your town, you and your shy awkward roommate are forced to spend time together, not being able to leave the house due to the strong snowstorm. To make matters worse, the power gets cut in the middle of his shower. Which also means no heating.

Genre: roommate au, domestic au, fluff, smut, strangers to lovers

Warnings: bit of a slow burner, vanilla!Jungkook, virgin!reader, dry humping, penetrative sex, fingering, oral (m receiving), losing virginity, shy soft boy Koo with a crush and a noona kink, your heart could possibly burst from how cute he is

Word Count: 15.5k oops

A/N: (This fic is written in parallel to Heatwave, with an opposing concept in mind. You don’t have to read Heatwave to read this, but it would be interesting and funny to see the differences in the two scenarios that both lead to roommates hooking up.) Also, happy birthday, bunny boy! Sorry this was a day late, I was honestly swarmed. I love you, koo. Writing this very much gave me a bias crisis but it was all worth it. Enjoy! :”)

PS. Think April 2019 Jungkook 

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