Hey Everyone! I've Got A Lot Of Bills Piling Up And I Could Really Use Some Spending Money.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

INTRICATE RITUALS

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

Here's a fanfic I'd been writing recently about Katana's Year One, getting revenge against Takeo for killing her family.

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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