Here's A New Caption I Just Released On My Blog (If You Go There, You Can See The NSFW Version Because

Here's a new Caption I just released on my blog (If you go there, you can see the NSFW version because apparently like 3 pixels is too much for tumblr)

I upload a new Caption every weekday and always make time to respond to commissions as fast as I can.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

INTRICATE RITUALS

A parent calling Michaelangelo's David pornographic should be laughed out of the conversation.

But not in Florida.

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

Here's a fanfic I'd been writing recently about Katana's Year One, getting revenge against Takeo for killing her family.