Here's A New Caption I Just Released On My Blog (If You Go There, You Can See The NSFW Version Because

Here's a new Caption I just released on my blog (If you go there, you can see the NSFW version because apparently like 3 pixels is too much for tumblr)

I upload a new Caption every weekday and always make time to respond to commissions as fast as I can.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

Metal af!

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

LeVar Burton is a national treasure

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Here's a fanfic I'd been writing recently about Katana's Year One, getting revenge against Takeo for killing her family.