Metal Af!

Metal af!

Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.

Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.

INTRICATE RITUALS

Here's a new Caption I just released on my blog (If you go there, you can see the NSFW version because apparently like 3 pixels is too much for tumblr)

I upload a new Caption every weekday and always make time to respond to commissions as fast as I can.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look