Poseidon: The Sea Does Not Like To Be Restrained, My Son. And You Have The Sea Within You.

Poseidon: The sea does not like to be restrained, my son. And you have the sea within you.

Percy: What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Please stop talking in riddles.

~A few years later~

Percy, in botl: *stops restraining himself and triggers a volcanic eruption*

Percy, in hoh: *stops restraining himself and temporarily overpowers a primordial goddess*

Percy: Oh shit he meant that literally

Poseidon, nodding: And I am proud of you.

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things

seaweed brain you will always be famous🫶🏻🩵

Soap, texting: Bro she's online Soap: What should I do? Ghost: Send nudes Soap: U first Ghost: ? Ghost: send it to her Ghost: Fucking idiot Soap: ...shit

Did anyone else find out they had adhd because of the percy Jackson books or was that just me😃