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Okay sweeties hear me out, The 141 x The Percy Jackson Universe. Lemme know if I should elaborate more on this idea?

- Demigod!Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley as a son of Apollo the God of Archery and poetry (and more) or nemesis the Goddess of Revenge and retribution. His choice of weapon being a Celestial bronze dagger or a bow and arrow.

-Demigod!John Price as the son of Athena the Goddess of wisdom and knowledge. His weapon of choice would be his knowledge most the time but ofc he has to have an actual weapon and I think he’d have a spear and a shield.

- Demigod!Johnny ‘Soap’ MacTavish as the son of Ares the God of war of Hephaestus the God of fire, Volcanoes,forges and black smithing. His weapon would be just a plain old celestial bronze sword and possibly a shield.

- Demigod!Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick as the son of ??, he is unclaimed so far so it makes him resentful of the Gods as all his friends were claimed the instant they came to CHB. His weapon of choice is a bow and arrow but he’s better at healing than fighting.

Currently thinking of Ghost who's such a pushover when it comes to kids that once he meets Soap's niece, he's completely at her mercy. he cannot stand the thought of saying no to her and she loves it. By the end of the first week, he's seen more my little pony than he cares for. by the time he has to return to work, he needs to figure out how to remove the patchy coat of pink nail polish or resign to permanently wearing his gloves for the time being until it chips off.

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things

nsfw. price who takes pride in how well he takes care of his missus. it’s your world and he’s just living in it baby!

there’s not a day that goes by where you aren’t fucked and fed properly. will go to great lengths to make your life as easy as possible, which includes being selfless. which is why when he goes on long work trips he’ll ask one of the boys to take good care of you until he gets back. preferably simon; johnny is much too eager, and gaz is too much of a sweetheart to rough you up just how you like. he can’t bare the thought of having his girl waking up to an empty bed. which why he’ll leave simon with the keys to your home and a heavy pat on the back.

“I’ll be back in a few days. keep her entertained for me, will ya? if she starts getting fussy just means she’s due for a proper fucking. she’s a restless little thing. take good care of her now, yeah? I’ll be expecting updates.”

Your MOB au gives me so many butterflies 🥴 I hear the key to a long and happy marriage is to be with someone you think is funny. How do you think Simon and his wife make each other laugh? I can see them being the couple that gossips while people watching or MOB wrangles Simon in bed to show him funny cat videos on her phone.

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simon likes spending time with you without screens. he does love watching a movie with you, but one of his favorite ways to spend time with you is to open a little closet of board games and play one of them with you. he'll put on a little music, spread out the game, and you usually spend the evening sitting in his lap and playing either on the couch or on the floor using the coffee table or at the dining table.

"simon, what would you do if i was a worm?"

simon raises a brow, fitting a corner piece of the puzzle into place. he snorts a bit.

"wot are y'on, love?"

"i'm serious!" you laugh. "what would you do if i was a worm?"

"step on you, baby. you'd be a fuckin' worm. gross."

you pout a little, dramatically, and simon winks at you.

"olright, love. i'd put ya in a little box and cherish ya foreva. tha' wot y'wanna hear?"

you giggle, settling in his lap, picking up an edge piece and putting it in its spot.

"yeah. that's what i wanna hear."

"simon, look."

you hold out your phone in bed, shoving it in his face. he grunts a little, squinting at the bright screen, and he raises a brow as he watches a compilation of orange cat videos put together. he chuckles a little when he sees it, leaning over the bed and planting a kiss on your cheek. he rolls over onto his side, curling a big arm around your waist and pulling you back into his chest. he tucks his face over your shoulder, leaning over you, and you spend the better part of an hour giggling to yourself as you show simon the collection of videos on your feed.

the next morning, your phone pings while simon is away on base. you hurry out of the kitchen, wiping your floury hands on the apron you wear before seeing a request for a new follower.

you open the app, raising a brow when you look at the account without a profile picture asking to follow your private account.

pumpkin__eater141 wants to follow you.

you click on the profile, rolling your eyes when you see the only picture on the account a very grainy, filtered photo of two sergeants sticking their tongues out and holding up bunny ears behind each other. in the background, very blurry, you can see a glimpse of a skeleton-bone painted glove holding up a middle finger. the caption reads wankerzzz!!!!

the account has 1 follower (sudz_n_budz141), and it follows none, and you can't help but smile when you see the profile has nothing but a cherry emoji as the description.

you accept the follow request, and you follow them back. the whole day, every so often, you get a new video as a direct message. when you finish with the sourdough and leave it to rise, you start to scroll through the intermittent messages you've already gotten.

more cat videos. crazy dashcam footage with the comment "fuckin' mad." some woman who makes crockpot meals with every kind of bagged cheese you can get at the store on high for five hours.

you can't stop smiling. and when you pull out a pot to make dinner later, you and simon make eye contact before laughing.

"olright, baby, which one ya want?" simon murmurs, nuzzling his mask against your cheek. you giggle, looking up at the display. there's stuffed bears, big squishmallows, pillows. you reach a hand up behind you and caress the back of his neck, biting your lip until you point up at the big cherry squishmallow hanging by the top.

"gotta hit all the glasses to get that one, mate," the attendant says, and you look over your shoulder up at him.

"ooooo...not sure if you can hit all your targets, lieutenant riley?" you ask, and simon snorts, kissing your jaw through the mask before making his way towards the game counter. he picks up the toy rifle, adjusting it in his grip before holding the sight up and taking his stance. you bite your lip watching him. he looks incredibly sexy with that thing in his arms, even if its a fake. it's even sexier hearing the bell ring and watching your husband with terrifying precision knock every glass bottle down. one after the other, each glass falls, and you squeeze your legs together slightly as he goes for a bonus round and knocks them all over again, even quicker.

he turns around when he has your prize in his hands, a big fluffy cherry with a little smile and a little green leaf hat. you squeeze it to your chest before standing on your toes, and simon leans down to peck your lips through the mask. he wraps a big arm around your waist, and when you both pull back, you can't help your big smile, the laughter, that sweet, pretty shine in your eyes.

simon laughs, too.

it's easy when you're this happy.

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

Did anyone else find out they had adhd because of the percy Jackson books or was that just me😃

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.

Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.

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Soap, texting: Bro she's online Soap: What should I do? Ghost: Send nudes Soap: U first Ghost: ? Ghost: send it to her Ghost: Fucking idiot Soap: ...shit

Sign on Mt. Olympus: Do Not disrespect the Gods. Percy: Yea, so I am Dyslexic. That Sign doesn't apply to me.

I’m rereading HoO and here are some of my favourite/highlighted quotes so far!!

“Once he even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Times Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LOVE LEO… accidentally, of course”

“ ‘we were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister.” Thalia ignored him. Probably she just didn’t want to let on how much Leo impressed her”

“Leo stepped out next. ‘You’re catching me too, Superman. But I ain’t holding your hand’”

“ ‘Yes ma’am.’ He felt light headed, but she was about the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen”

“ ‘Sweet!’ Leo grinned. ‘Your horse comes with AC outlets!’ “

“ ‘in case you think I’m not a true daughter of Aphrodite,’ Piper said, ‘Don’t even look at Jason Grace. He may not know it yet, but he’s mine. If you even try to make a move, i will load you into a catapulted and shoot you across Long Island Sound”

“He looked like a toddler who’d taken steroids and joined the marines” (poor frank Lmao)

Athena: You’re not good enough for my daughter. Percy: You’re not good enough for your daughter. Athena: Excuse me? Percy: You heard me.

Something I think about a lot is how Rick Riordan very rarely uses "girlfriend/boyfriend" to refer to Percy and Annabeth within their perspectives. They're so intertwined, even Annabeth says in hoh that the word boyfriend isn't strong enough, because Percy was a part of her. They are a singular soul, too wrapped around each others' fates that regular labels are far too weak for them. But, Rick Riordan uses "boyfriend" a lot in Nico and Wills perspectives, not because they love each other less than percabeth, but to show how much the word means to them. Nico uses it any chance he gets- "his boyfriend," "he actually had a boyfriend," because Nico has never been able to say that before. Their struggle with their queer identities mixed with Nico's catholic guilt and chronic everyone-hates-me disease makes the fact that he has someone to call his actual boyfriend so much more important to his character development.

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he really said

i never want to read annabeth being surprised percy is intelligent ever again in any way at any point for any reason.

watching percy’s trauma and low self-esteem be used as fuel for the “hehe himbo adhd simp” punchline instead of a genuine in-depth exploration of how fighting two wars (and some) and going thru hell have affected him

Computer: Enter password. Percy, typing: Annabeth. Computer: Too weak. Percy: *throws computer out of the window* Nobody says that about my Annabeth.

actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .

Poseidon: The sea does not like to be restrained, my son. And you have the sea within you.

Percy: What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Please stop talking in riddles.

~A few years later~

Percy, in botl: *stops restraining himself and triggers a volcanic eruption*

Percy, in hoh: *stops restraining himself and temporarily overpowers a primordial goddess*

Percy: Oh shit he meant that literally

Poseidon, nodding: And I am proud of you.